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Girlfriend-jacked

The action in which a man's girlfriend takes something, usually clothing like a jacket, with the knowledge and approval of the man, knowing full well that this is only acceptable because she is his girlfriend.
Ya, the new jacket is because I got Girlfriend-jacked.
by taken:) January 25, 2011
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fry-jacked

it's when someone comes over, eats all ur fries and then runs off leaving you with almost none, and because it's done at the same time ur eating them you don't realize whats going on right away until it's too late, and you've already been had!!! Friends may do this accidently and then feel guilty and run off. However this may also be done on purpose.
(name) fry-jacked me! (he/she) only left me five and a pile crunchys
by onefasthoagie-og February 21, 2011
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Half-jaked

Partially drunk, the stage between tipsy and sozzled. Still able to function but may not make wise decisions.
A: Did you give that munter your number last night?

B: Aye man, a wiz half-jaked.
by Alibali September 4, 2013
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Wi-Jacked

Losing your connectivity by having your mobile internet usurped by a local hotspot to which you either have no access or required sign-in.
My Whatsapp conversation with Johny was rudely Wi-Jacked by a BT Hotspot. Had to switch my phone Wifi off to continue else get out of range.
by Imlolilimili January 14, 2015
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Flap Jacked

The instance of a man unexpectedly getting hit (skin to skin) with another man's penis in a nude bar.
Pat turned around to his buddy at the nude bar and says" Dude that guy just Flap Jacked me with his dick and it touched my hand!
by MGM629 August 8, 2016
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shit jacked

F*ked up beyond all recognition...
Totally messed up and looks like shit.
Ex: "Look at that methhead he is totally shit jacked!"
"Hey look at that girl I almost didn’t recognize her, it’s Tiffany. Meth has her all shit jacked"
by BearJew70 January 11, 2018
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stiff jacked

When a person or persons experience a serious medical emergency (heart attack, stroke, seizure, drug overdose, etc.) or falls victim to a tragic accident (car crash, falling down the stairs, etc) or senseless violent crime (drive by shooting, hit and run, machete attack, etc.) that leaves the person or persons dead and obviously helpless to fend off their attacker or a random stranger or their first responder or a good samaritan from stealing their personal belongings, I.e. wallet, phone, money, credit card, jewelry, gold teeth, etc. then they have been stiff jacked.
Paul: George, did you hear that John has been shot in front of his apartment by this complete madman?!?
George: No! This is the first I'm hearing of it. So tragic! What happened?!?
Paul: He was just standing outside on the steps and this bloke walks up to him and shoots him in the chest point blank!
George: Oh my God!
Paul: Yeah! And that's not even the worse part.
George: Oh really?!?
Paul: Yeah because as he's lying their dead and bleeding everywhere little old Ms. Windsor walks over to his corpse and stiff jacked him by lifting his wallet and watch right in front of me!
George: Get out!
Paul: For real! I had no idea the kind, old grandma had it in her to stiff jack someone. Guess you never know do ya mate?
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
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