Jake

Jake is as person who at first seems to have a nice, charming personality, but later turns into a hormonal rapist.
Girl #1: "How did you and that guy go?"
Girl #2: "Oh he turned out to be a complete Jake!"
by spanish_joe September 01, 2010
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Jake

a sexy young lad, with small raisin testicles and a permanently flaccid penis. He lacks confidence when talking to girls so he just casually follows a specific someone around until they notice him. Amongst boys however, he can crack a solid joke and knows how to lighten the mood, some improvement is needed on the masculine side of him, as he appears to be rather feminine.
oh look, jake is following matilde again!
by sweetpenispie February 25, 2018
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Jaked

When you're taking a massive dump and your best friends' girlfriend walks in on you while changing her clothes.
I was dropping a duece and Roxy totally JAKED me!
by FoxxxyKuuu June 18, 2011
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Jake

The realest boy you ever seen

-He bought you some late 2000s and early 2010s albums
-He has Hispanic accent
-He really think he is in Miami
-He listening to electro-pop music
-He is the king of rhythm
My Japanese cousin: Bruh, look at this dude right here
Me: Yea, that’s Jake
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Jake

A high pedo bear, he is also quite tired looking ALL THE TIME. He enjoys the simple things in life like sex.
jake was walking in the forest blazing it up and he saw a girl(about 11)...we wont go there...sex
by cocksnstuff December 31, 2010
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by olivia_ciera January 20, 2017
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Jake

Douches that wear sweatpants everyday. He thinks he's the shit but really he's just a shit. He cant get over you, never thinks he does anything wrong. He loves to brag even when you tell him not to tell anyone. Beware he pretends to care but really just wants to get in your pants.
by This-is-you-bestfriend October 23, 2010
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