the place the elder male ('grandpapa', "pop-pop", e.t.c.)
dwells, upon observing a much younger female with the 'goods'; and being 'hitched up' (or not!) to an "expired shelf life" female, that no longer has ANY interest in sex!!
being 'penalized' by the inability to 'attract' above described human due to age!, and/or 'chronological erosion'.
-an 'imaginary wall', barrier, or 'cage' (but quite REAL!!) preventing "pop-pop" from touching the 'goods'!!; (oil and water being unable to MIX!!)
-one or more generations of cultural difference, AND age, making communication somewhat 'foreign' or 'alien'. -physical attraction in the 'old', rendered non-existent due to chronological etching away of physical attributes!!
dwells, upon observing a much younger female with the 'goods'; and being 'hitched up' (or not!) to an "expired shelf life" female, that no longer has ANY interest in sex!!
being 'penalized' by the inability to 'attract' above described human due to age!, and/or 'chronological erosion'.
-an 'imaginary wall', barrier, or 'cage' (but quite REAL!!) preventing "pop-pop" from touching the 'goods'!!; (oil and water being unable to MIX!!)
-one or more generations of cultural difference, AND age, making communication somewhat 'foreign' or 'alien'. -physical attraction in the 'old', rendered non-existent due to chronological etching away of physical attributes!!
john's grampa was about oozing all over beth!! (reponse:) yeah!!, it must be rough burning in elder jail!!
grandpa joe went home and 'ground the poison' out of himself, char-broiling in elder jail; after his visit to the 'titty bar'.
joe worked out incessantly, becoming quite muscular, but still couldn't stop the clock condemning him to elder jail!!
grandpa joe went home and 'ground the poison' out of himself, char-broiling in elder jail; after his visit to the 'titty bar'.
joe worked out incessantly, becoming quite muscular, but still couldn't stop the clock condemning him to elder jail!!
by michael foolsley July 26, 2012
Get the elder jailmug. by James_kuczma on instagram July 6, 2016
Get the jail walletmug. 
Jail-bait refers to someone, who is often promiscuous, that is under the age of consent. JAIL BATE refers to when a prisoner sticks his penis through the bars of his cell to be jerked by a prisoner in the neighboring cell. It's when hairy palms are expected and going blind is someone elses problem.
I'm in prison for messing around with jail bait, but now earn two cigarettes a day by giving jail bate to my neighbor.
by far December 27, 2007
Get the jail batemug. a flimbsy male, generally in a federal prison who regurally has his anus intruded upon, thus his ass hole being extremely loose, constantly shitting, and, his rectum always pulsates.
by paul December 3, 2003
Get the jail meatmug. Cuesta Community College in San Luis Obispo, CA. The school is just down the road from the California Men's Colony.
by h_grr August 17, 2011
Get the Yale by the jailmug. by Travis K H April 17, 2008
Get the jail baitmug.