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Itis

Commonly known as paki itis or pakitis. Originating from South africa where the Dutch enslaved Indian people and would feed them large meals off maizemeal and carbs causing them to become sleepy after large amount of work and food. The white slavers would say I feed these pakis and they stopped working, they got paki itis.
I ate a big bowl of food and feel sleepy, I got the itis
by hernanday November 30, 2019
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ITIS

The acronym of "Istituto Tecnico Industriale Statale" (translated would be "State Industral/Technical Institute").

The finest type of school in Italy, that prepares you for a future job and gives you technical culture, but to excel in the study course you need to be rational enough (if you aren't, you'll probably become more rational in a school like this).

After the diploma (graduation) you can start either to find for a job that involve technical skills, or continue the study courses in University or Politechnic (pratically an Institute of Technology).

If you're lucky, and the teachers are kind enought, you could get for free hardware that otherwise would be scrapped, even rare one if you know what and where to look for.

The drawback is (usually) the lack of female students that could lead male students to become crazier that what they were (mainly if they don't have female friends nor a girlfriend), and in some cases even become incels.
Carlo: Where do you study?
Mattia: I study in an ITIS, i've chose the ITclass.
Carlo: Is it hard?
Mattia: Not really: if you like technical stuff, and you're rational enought, the ITIS is the right school for you.
by Str1kernaut August 22, 2019
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jazza-itis

the cure for charlee-itis.
im very sorry Charlee Tingate, you have charlee-itis and the only way to cure you is to infect you with jazza-itis.
by KICKyaSISTERinTHEthroat November 12, 2018
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chloegames-itis

when you get sucked into the roblox video hole
friend: i didnt sleep last night.
me: chloegames-itis?
friend: yeah...
by mariocoffeeshit August 17, 2018
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Itis

That tired feeling after you eat a lot.
That thanksgiving was amazing it gave m the itis.
by Marangelis June 7, 2018
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t.v.-itis

When you watch so much television that you become glued to both it and the couch, eventually losing touch with reality, and believing that you are the television, so that you must look in the mirror in order to watch television.
After believing their neighbors were on extended vacation, the Wilsons, upon noticing strange noises coming from their neighbors' house, called 911. Police discovered the whole family had succumbed to a very serious attack of T.V.-itis. Every family member was glued to a chair with hand-held mirrors, portraying their favorite television shows.
by JamMom May 8, 2018
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Pre-itis

The drowsy or sleepy feeling you get while you are eating a fulfilling meal. Leads to itis.
While we were eating dinner , I seen him eating sluggish and his eyes rolling back, then I said, "Damn, it looks like you got pre-itis." itis
by Nunuheartsbuck😘 September 11, 2016
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