My balls are itchy

A boner

When you have a boner but there are people around and you don't want them to find out so you say "my balls are itchy" so your friends can distract them

by Kalebbear June 29, 2017

Itchy-Angel

The process of sucking on Angels ring worm located on her tit.

Ben: Yo chris what ever happened to you and angel last night?
Chris: Oh man what an amazing night we had! We stayed up all night doing the Itchy-Angel!

by JGGJR February 22, 2017

Itchy Compensation

Mascaping your pubic hair into a penis larger than his own

He could't get hard, so all I got was some itchy compensation.

by afackingfuggot April 27, 2016

itchy breast

Your going to get lucky tonight!! Or you have cancer

My itchy breast might be cancer!

by Titsmcgee MD May 13, 2016

Itchy Richie

When your inner mennonite/Amish comes out.

I pulled an itchy Richie when I claimed that horse as my own.

by Sewage moose February 3, 2018

Itchy Clicker-finger

Like trigger-finger, when you click your mouse one too many times in a hurry and end up in some world you didn't even know existed.

Damn, I was just trying to post on Facebook but my itchy clicker-finger sent me to a Bible Study group.

by latefordinner May 5, 2018

Itchy Brian

Another word for crackhead commonly used in the West side of USA.

Dad: "Hey son, go buy me a pack of smokes 'fore I whip you silly!"
Son: "But dad, there are Itchy Brian's roaming the streets who will try to suck my dick for money to fund their rampant crack and cocaine addiction!"
Dad: "And what do you want me to do about that?" *whips out belt*

by MyNameIsBrian2255 February 16, 2020