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israel

takes countries and islands for itself and occupies palestine and doesnt give and acts innocent by defending itself.
countries are israel
by headhunter0993 January 14, 2024
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israel

trash. they kill ppl for more land. BOYCOTT MCDONALDS, STARBUCKS, ETC!
girl: FREE ISRAEL!
boy: from the map? sure!!
girl: wtf do u mean?
boy: israel is shit, its also a pick me i mean, js LOOK AT ITS NAME! it says is real they try so hard js to be real even though they arent. they also kill ppl living in gaza for land, ALL THE WAY FROM 1940s.

girl: oh, my parents say the opposite.... ill look it up..
1 min later...
girl: oh, ur right...
boy: told ya, lets do what we gotta do.
girl: yess
both: FREE PALESTINE!
by p0oki3b3@r January 18, 2024
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Israel

When you borrow someones property in order to claim it as your own
by iDontTrustYou June 10, 2024
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Israeled

When someone fucks around, and then finds out harder than he could ever imagine.
Jack tried to sucker punch Jon, got Israeled by Jon and he is now paralyzed from the neck down.
by Gnomeowar December 27, 2023
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Israel

A Jewish nation legally recreated on the ancestral homeland of the Jewish people. Subjected to constant attacks, demonization, misinformation, and straight up blood libels masquerading as criticism (most of the definitions here fit that description) from leftists, arab supremacists, and garden variety Jew haters.

While israel is obviously far from perfect like any other country, it certainly doesn't deserve this level of intense hatred that is being displayed by these same hypocrites who to this day insist on minimizing and denying not just the atrocities of Oct 7th but the massive history of unprovoked violence from Arabs.

It's strange how a few years before , you had more objective definitions of israel and now all you see is toxic anti israel garbage heavily upvoted. I suspect there's a massive disinformation campaign involving Qatar, Iran, and a lot of bots.
Israel completely upholds international war in this current war. The Gaza casualties claimed by the gaza health ministry are unreliable and have a lot of fabrication to them. Many analysts have pointed out the absurdity of the casualties that are being claimed.

Another thing to keep in mind is that hamas terrorist wear civilian clothing and operate out of densely populated areas which makes it extremely hard to differentiate them. Which is a war crime of Perdidy.

To all you anti Israel cretins, go fuck yourself. Israel is here to stay and no amount of fake propaganda or lying by omission will change that.
by Wake Up June 11, 2024
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ISRAELED

(VERB) The act of persevering through hardship and then, through hardwork and mental fortitude, becoming something of matter and meaning.
That desert was really a wasteland, but now it has fruit orchards! That desert has clearly been Israeled.

I really bombed on opening night, but the next show, I pulled myself together and I really israeled it on stage that night, getting a standing O.
by RationalBeing January 11, 2024
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Israeled

Getting cancelled by Israel just because criticizing them.
My UDEMY account got Israeled just because I criticize them on Twitter.
by PeaceGuy January 17, 2024
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