enlightened self-interest

getting high and having a wank

last night I engaged in enlightened self-interest

by gihjrkfscj May 15, 2016

intercap

A way of writing familar to computer programmers. Some high level computer languages do not understand spaces. Sometimes the underscore is used as a substitution or alternetivly Intercapping is used to join words.
This sometimes filters through to mainstream use in written communication.

startPsuedocode:

Rem Underscoring
var_one random_Number = (1*16);

Rem InterCapping
varOne randomNumber = (1*16);

EOF

Intercapping
UsedInNormalCommunication
Also
DefiesTheMostAdvancedSpellcheckers.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

Interceptions

Interceptions

Interceptions are when a taller person stands in front of a shorter person who throws a ball and they get in the way .

by 1urbanize2 November 10, 2019

Interceptext

The ability to receive all text messages from any desired phone number

Whatcha out for her! She is down with interceptext!

by Kelsonic July 20, 2024

InterceptSpaceTime

a genuine good guy, he's always there when you need him. Everyone just likes that guy. Be like Intercept.

Oh did you meet InterceptSpaceTime ?

Yes i did! He was the most awesome guy lowkey.

by ken7344 November 14, 2025

Cock Interception

1. Noun. In social situations the act of being unable to talk to a person with whom a man has sensual or romantic interests due to being prevented by a 3rd party whom has the same interests in said man whom does not reciprocate.

2. Verb. The action of preventing a man from speaking to a person of sexual interest to said man by either a gay man, straight woman, or bisexual of the same. Thus prevnting him from speaking to his said person of interest because you have effectively "intercepted" his cock.

"Did you get a chance to tall to Janet last night?"
"No man Suzie kept hitting on me all night, so I wasn't able to""are you into Suzie? ""No man I was just being nice""Mad cock interception bro. That sucks"

by tboy1011 March 10, 2015

Y-interceptists

Eventually merged religions with the x-interceptists then left, are now the opposing side of the x-interceptists /slope man
When x-interceptists and y-interceptists merged religions they formed slope man the holy mathinity of y-intercept, x-intercept and slope man

I am a part of the y-interceptists and I want to be sacrificed to the vertical line

by IronTrooper January 22, 2020