instant pot

A dangerous dark torture sauna for foodstuffs.

Today I used my Instant Pot to torture some meat. It eventually fell apart from the stress and I ate it, laughing maniacally.

by marshanizgut April 28, 2022

instant fancy

Metallic paint, usually gold. Made by YouTuber Moriah Elizabeth who said it 'just now.'

I'm grabbing my instant fancy.

by interferingnewt November 20, 2020

Instant weak

A state of amusement or to have found something funny.

A: Yo man check out this new cologne I got, smells fresh right?

B: Dog, that garbage smells like doo doo.

A: Shut the fuck up!

B: Haha, oh man instant weak.

by RG3RM4N3L0CloakCloak3d November 22, 2010

instant doctor

When u fall and claim u broke one of your bones when its just a miner injury

Patrick fell and twisted his ankle but his busy yelling that he broke his leg #instant doctor

by Meq_Frost October 10, 2020