Ethan came up to me with his pants down while i was getting my left hand tatted. So i started inking him with my right. Nothing Shameful about it!
by NotAsockPuppet March 25, 2024
An obsessive compulsive or looping mind-state that gets progressively worse the longer it persists.
The phrase, when repeated quickly, starts to sound like 'King Kong', which is crucial to it's meaning - that a tiny amount of nonsense can become a hugely destructive simply by a person constantly paying attention to it.
The phrase, when repeated quickly, starts to sound like 'King Kong', which is crucial to it's meaning - that a tiny amount of nonsense can become a hugely destructive simply by a person constantly paying attention to it.
" You got the ink-onks about your missus again? Have a pint."
"See that geezer talking to a tree stump? ink-onks mate."
"Bad acid - I got the ink-onks man"
"See that geezer talking to a tree stump? ink-onks mate."
"Bad acid - I got the ink-onks man"
by GenericJohn June 20, 2018
A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.
I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.
by The Real Driller January 21, 2025
"Damn dude, you got some sick sk-ink on your body."
"Your sk-ink is sexy bro."
"Sk-ink = Skin Ink."
should include the word being defined.
"Your sk-ink is sexy bro."
"Sk-ink = Skin Ink."
should include the word being defined.
by LasTimelord July 12, 2021
A sexual act in which one partner holds in their urges to urinate for a day or two, and eats and drinks the worst kinds of junk foods and alcohol, conjuring a vigorous bladder storm inside, and when it is finally unbearable, they release their blood coloured piss onto their sexual partner.
1: Hey bro why do you smell so awful?
2: Me and my partner performed the sacred practice of Red Ink Calligraphy, and I didn't have time to shower...
2: Me and my partner performed the sacred practice of Red Ink Calligraphy, and I didn't have time to shower...
by Paleo-Fecal Investigator March 25, 2020
The girl accidentally but the front of her pen when the pen weigh ink was out and 10 minutes later her stomach and throat were having a weird burning... then she started slowly going more ditsy(like bumping into someone) or saying crazy things she was self diagnosed with ink poisoning but her friends and mom said she didn’t have it and they were wrong
Ps. Her friend counted her
D= dead if Uk Uk
Ps. Her friend counted her
D= dead if Uk Uk
by Sara k😝 September 20, 2019
by Cmoney1123 February 05, 2024