DM ditch

When your Dungeon Master just doesn't show up to a d&d session as some kind of sick practical joke

Druk the exploiter (kevin):"It's been 40 minutes, he's not showing up"
Harry Twig (harry):"He must have DM ditched us"
Unnamed minimal effort elf warrior (Susan): "I can't belive he did that"
*everyone cries for an hour straight*

by ApeDragon92 January 28, 2024

DM

DM means (Direct Message).
It's an abbreviation widely used on social media.

Please DM me between 8:00 to 9:00 pm.

by jenny00 June 16, 2021

DMS

a DMS is a discord mod snitch

pr1: man i got bannd
pr2: why?
pr1: it was a DMS

by zsdxfcgbhjkml January 31, 2022

DM

Message

Did you send me a dm?

by anonymous June 26, 2021

dm

dm = doesn’t matter

me: need your help
friend: whats up

me: dm

by lilyjtemple September 6, 2023

My Dirty DM's

My Dirty DM's is a term used to describe what you and your friends find on the dark side of Instagram. Whether it consists of small women being carried in trash bags, a man fucking a rubber chicken, or videos of kids pulling out guns in school. These also consist of a lot of Spongebob memes.

When I looked at My Dirty DM's I orgasmed so hard my chicken laid a elephant.

by ThatKidWhoIsReallyFuckingWeird March 23, 2017

DMS

Degenerative Monk Syndrome (DMS), this occurs when a teacher is initially held with high regard and slowly their fuckups pile up and become unlikeable

But a common symptom of DMS is a teacher claiming to have informed their students of something that they actually have not informed anybody of

Another is providing unintentionally false information about important deadlines/ event dates

by KingBeats June 4, 2015