99-43-28

The number of days it took the Unites States to add one million cases of coronavirus to its total - 99 for the first million, 43 for the second, 28 for the third million, the fruits of heedlessly 're-opening'.

He stared at the numbers. 99-43-28. Not a football play. Not the combination of a safe. It was exponential, viral spread of the disease. And he understood that this is what viral' means, and that they could reasonably expect another million to accrue in the next two weeks or so.

by Monkey's Dad July 8, 2020

99

Literally the worst age to die at, ever.

You were THAT close to 100.

"My great aunt died yesterday"

"Aw, that sucks. How old was she?"

"99"

"Damn! That's even worse! You mean she couldn't stick around just a little bit longer to get to 100?"

"Ahem."

"...Sorry."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2021

99/1

you wrote 9/11 wrong, dummy

"Damn, I wish 99/1 never happened"

"The hell is 99/1?"

by thehellamidoinghere June 22, 2023

broklyn 99

good show

YOU: you should watch broklyn 99

FRIEND: ok

by qazwsxedc4rfvtgbyhnujmikol April 7, 2022

Savoury 99

1. A sausage placed inside a cup of baked beans. Giving the impression of a savoury version of a traditional 99 whippy cone.

2. Anal sex

1.

Michael: There you go. As ordered, one cup of beans. And I've put a sausage in and all. So, it's a Michael special.
Alan Partridge: Marvellous. Lovely. It's like, sort of, like a savoury 99.

2. “I gave her the old savoury 99.”

by ScarlettDevice March 4, 2025

level 99 gyatt

This is a compliment grandparents say to their grandkids, it means you look nice to day. Grandkids really like it, try it out if you have grandkids or even if you have gen alpha kids/ gen z

Hello Granddaughter! You have a level 99 gyatt today!

by CrashDesigns July 12, 2024

99 cent bin

A person or thing that was once hot. But has fallen out of favor. And is now marked down in price and is religated to the a bin of the cheap items just to get rid of them.

This guy is so dated, that the only place you can find him is in the 99 cent bin.

by golden pony January 16, 2018