Houston Hotdog

When the male puts ketchup, mustard and relish and sticks it into the bun looking vagina

Kelly said to Mike let’s do the Houston Hotdog
Mike put the condiments on his Penis
Shoved it into the bun and instantly released his load

by Bottle is Uncut July 4, 2022

hunter houston

A man who gets all the bitches

That dude is such a hunter houston

by Moneybagyo2 November 20, 2023

Houston Warming Circle

A group of 4 or more individuals aligned in a circle jerk, taking fentanyl, and conserving their body heat during the South Texas winter.

It's cold out, do you want to go to the Houston Warming Circle?

by dummboi January 15, 2024

houston lemonade

The act of a person peeing in one's mouth then the person with the piss in their mouth spits the piss in the other person's asshole and uses it as lube.

Me and my girlfriend did a houston lemonade last night, so wet!!!!

by Houston lemonade May 6, 2024

Houston Hairball

Cutting off all of ones pubes ejaculating on them rolling them into a ball and freezing it and then using it as a butt plug on a women

Tyrone: Bro you heard what Jamal did?
Bartholomew: Nah what he did?
Tyrone: He gave Teresa a Houston Hairball
Bartholomew: nawwww

by Jay_WitDaBBL June 24, 2025

Houston Jr/Sr High School

For some reason this school was both a middle school and high school for like, 10 years until earlier this year when the buildings switched and the middle school got the shit building from the 80’s.
Most of the kids are meth addicts from the Northeast Coast not that’s besides the point.
Also, the most Alt-Right place in Alaska and second most Alt-Right place in the US (with Florida beating them). Whatever you do, avoid all the popular 8th grade boys. (They are gay enough to ignore you anyway).
Also, most of the kids are fucking stupid.

Girl 1: Houston Jr/Sr High School is where I went

Girl 2: how was it?
Girl 1: *Vietnam war flashbacks*

by Bella the princess November 5, 2023

Houston

The dollar store Hoxton, The better member of the payday gang

"Hey, Houston, Follow me."

by Jestacog3 January 18, 2023