horse wanker

British origin; created in conjunction with the original term 'wanker'. Used to describe someone who masturbates stallions, even within job description of one who collects semen from a stallion.

Other sayings commonly used in the same context are; "Poke in a pig", "screwing the pooch" and "Sticking the fleece"

"Thats John, our new horse wanker. terrible thing that happened to our last."

by RuneBleuRoan April 24, 2007

Lovey Horse

V- The act of rubbing ones face on someone else in a loving manner.

My girlfriend was feeling down so I gave her a lovey horse

by Cornvillehope October 19, 2010

Pork Horse

1) A favorable term for a bar or club with a lot of ass in it.

2) Derogatory term for a small dog that barks a lot.

1) We went down to that new club. It turned out to be a real pork horse. There was ass all over the place.
2) My dads dog is a real pork horse. His legs are short so he tries to jump up on me all the time.

by Mr. Krull September 14, 2009

use of horse

A term that evolved during the good old days when horses were used instead of militia-style police tactics to complete an arrest.

When you say, “use of horse,” it sounds like “use of force” but in the days of the old West when it began, it wasn’t even violent.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 9, 2019

Horse Thursday

Possibly the greatest holiday ever. Every Thursday, the coolest people wear their favorite piece of clothing that has a horse depicted on it.

Bro, I got to tightest fit for next Horse Thursday

by Sir. John A. McDonald December 12, 2018

Horse Boat

A canoe built around your horse so you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down.

"My horse boat is made from North American Spruce."

horse boat horseboatdwightdwight k. schrute the office

by beetfarmer November 2, 2009

Horse

an olde decrepid nordie jaffa. Normally unshaven and loathes to bathe.

Look at the Horse in the pub. How did the Horse get a good looking girlfriend?

by peef December 28, 2008