hoe horn 

You will get fat hoes with your new hoe horn.

Jeffy buyed a hoe horn on his new bike

hoe horn by Jeffy get mad hoes November 16, 2017

Cincinnati Shoe Horn 

Flaccid penis + stubborn butthole + a thumb = Cincinnati Shoehorn.

1. the act of using one's thumb to assist in the insertion of a flaccid penis into a butthole.

2. East Portland Hipper than You-ing, except with a flaccid penis and a willing, non-hipster partner.

James: Hey man, how was your night?

Paul: Well I had a little whiskey dick, so I had to start off with the Cincinnati Shoe Horn, but it got the job done.

James: Gross man.

Cincinnati Shoe Horn by NW PDXer January 10, 2012

romantic horndog 

noun.

one who will describe themself as such:

i love cuddles and sweet nothings and falling asleep in someone's arms....but somewhere in there will be sexual somethings and the sleep will probably be from exhaustion.

I love being wrapped in a lover's arms in post-coital glow, slowly tracing each other's face and bodies with soft fingertips.

But we'd be limited to that small action because it'd be the only strength able to be mustered after one hell of a sex session.

What can I say? we're romantic horndogs. we do this every night ;)

romantic horndog by prin May 20, 2007

hornswaggled 

1. A state of confusion.
2. Describes a pirate who just had his booty stolen.

1. I was dumbfounded and confused and therefore bewildered which let me to believe I was hornswaggled.

2. Aaargh the aye says aye! Tis we've been hornswaggled again!

hornswaggled by The Haldbearer March 13, 2004

specific horn 

To have the horn (/strong sexual desire) for just that one special person.

I totally have the specific horn for (insert ONE name here).

specific horn by George Nicolson September 15, 2008

French Horn Player 

A true french horn player (or horn player, to be entirely accurate) strives to be like Brett Hodge. Brett Hodge practices every day for several hours and adores his horn. He can also repair or maintenance any horn. He is considered to be one of the best horn players in the state of Missouri.

Brett Hodge is in the middle of his solo at District Solo and Ensembles when the judge stands up and says, "I surrender!"

First of all, that's right judge, you do surrender to the greatness that is Brett Hodge the French Horn Player. Second of all, no judge, you never interrupt the greatness that is Brett Hodge the French Horn Player.

French Horn Player by cripforlife May 2, 2010

unicorn horn 

A heavily gelled hairstyle characterized by a pointy spike, resembling a unicorn horn, sported by many metro-sexual men, including: Ryan Seacreast, Adam Levine, and my father.

Check out his unicorn horn! Do you think he gets man-icures too?

unicorn horn by diosmioalejandra May 9, 2008