Hokiness

Corny, artificial, fake

To describe someone or something as being hokey or hoky (alternative spelling); being corny or artificial.

Another word for it as a noun is: Hokum.

"I opened Disney Channel the other night, all I could find on there were some teenage sitcoms with so much hokiness... it was unbearable."

or

"I hate Matt, his jokes are just so hokey..."

by IloveDisney(probablytm)nohate November 27, 2012

Hoopindity

A plastic hair cover that people, typically grandmothers where on their heads when it is raining out. And is stored in pocketbook when not in use.

Grandma: "Hey, I got to take out my hoopindity since it's raining and I just got me hair done".

by Giraffeknees91 December 27, 2011

Hookwinked

When you are waiting for a phone call from one person at a specified time and another person calls you by mistake.

I was expecting my girlfriend's call, but my wife hookwinked my phone.

by Hookwinkerookwinker July 12, 2016

Homokinesis

The ability to turn someone homosexual at will.

Homokinesis turning anyone gay

by its your boy john apple May 30, 2018

Hootinani

A party

Hey man, I hear there's a great hootinani in Gwangju next weekend

by AVeryAngryOldMan August 30, 2018

Hoeking

When a hoe (man-hoe, or female-hoe) seems to be joking and/or is joking.

1. You: Are we in a full committed relationship?

Hoe: You’re my side bitch!

You: Are you fucking hoeking with me

2. Hoe: you aren’t that good in bed but I sleep with you because sometimes I need a small dick to get through my day.

You: Are you hoeking?

by GemStoneBeauty April 25, 2019

Hoeking Up

When you hook up and have a relationship with a hoe.

That guy guy’s hoeking up with Brenna.
Didn’t she just cheat on her boyfriend a day ago?

by GemStoneBeauty April 25, 2019