hobo speak 

the random blabble that the generic hobo will say

Hobo: You wanna know whats wrong with the government?
Me: uhhhh....oook
Hobo: They try and teach us prospierty so we can be sucessful but Bush doesn't even know where they buried the survivors!
Me: I see.... <_<
Me(to friends who didn't hear this): I JUST HEARD THE BEST HOBO SPEAK!

hobo speak by StJlMMY February 14, 2006

hobobodalingdingding 

When a hobo rings your doorbell and leaves a piece of shit on your porch and runs away

God Dammnit Barbara, another hobobodalingdingding just happened again. "Fucking Hobos"

hobobodalingdingding by Wharslly October 5, 2007

Hobo socks 

Having socks where your toes hang out the holes at the ends.

Hey Brendan those hobo socks reek. I don't see why you don't just throw them away.

Hobo socks by Brendan Davidowich January 14, 2008

Globo-hobo 

Somebody who has lived in various places in the world as a result of being the child of diplomats or travelling parents but doesn't really identify with any specific nationality or culture.

Yo so you were born in Germany, grew up in Mexico and Thailand but you now live in South Africa??! Shit man you are such a Globo-Hobo!

Globo-hobo by Sir Spankelot November 29, 2010

Hobo

Hobos are a peaceful people.Being homeless and pennyless, similar to MC Hammer. They go place to place taking money from people for doing odd jobs, whether it be pulling weeds, kiiling roaches, cleaning roach poop, or eating roaches.

They're like uh...drifters. Telling stories to whoever they can

Boy: Grandpa! What are those carving symbols?

Grandpa: You see here son, these be hobo signs! This here sign means, there's work for cornbread 2 blocks up.
Hobos LOVE cornbread...

Hobo by Christopher Ess August 8, 2005

Omaha Hambone 

When you cum in a girls ear, and push her down the stairs.

I gave deh bitch a Omaha Hambone, now she gittided a ear infection and a brokded rib.

Omaha Hambone by bonquiquizenteir October 31, 2009

educated hobo 

One who has graduated from penultimate hipster status, the educated hobo embodies various attributes from all walks of life, including those of the hipster, nerd, and mountain man variety. The educated hobo can oftentimes be seen grokking about. There can only be one educated hobo in existence.

Tyrel currently holds the status of educated hobo. He can be seen with and without a beard.

educated hobo by jacksinferno March 11, 2011