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Holy shot

When you try to kill yourself by shooting yourself in the head, but you miss and the bullet bounces off something, resulting in killing you on the second try, almost as if God wanted you dead no matter what.
Joseph: "Damn man, Ronny killed himself last night. I can't believe..."
Dereck: "I know man, it's terrible. I heard the holy shot finished him off."
by Lmaooooicanteven November 25, 2020
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holy cow

a term which is often exclaimed by a party in disbelief. Usually the person who uses such a phrase will originate from the midwest and may or may not be named dave.
"someone's at the door, should I hide? she's pissed, is it your wife?"

"holy cow! let me hide with you!"
by MintyLeila July 6, 2005
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Holy Nigger

A phrase utilized in occurrences that possess an element of amazement or tenacity.
My buddy pulled off a one vs. five ace in Black Ops last night shouting, "Holy Nigger!" as we won the game shortly after.
by TheNeologist November 16, 2010
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Holy Bowl

-The annual meeting between bitter Sacramento rivals Christian Brothers and Jesuit High School. Refers to all sporting events between teams, but generally refers to the football game, which takes place at Hughes Stadium in late September. It's easily the most important day in the life of any football player and student of either school. Holy Bowl is war; a life or death situation. You beat your opponent on the field or face a year of utter humiliation. Trash-talking is an unspoken demand, and dirty hits a must. Holy Bowl is never clean. Holy Bowl is the clashing of blue and red; a hatred so intense the schools alumni journey back to Sacramento to witness this epic game. It sends chivers down your spine, from the moment the sun sets behind the west bleachers to the last second beneath the lights.
Ricky-Hey John, why can't you go with us to the beach this weekend?

John-I'm going back to Sac for Holy Bowl.
by cgp24 September 21, 2009
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holy shiz

Holy shiz! That's one fugly girl!
by AK (the real one) June 15, 2007
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Holy Smoke

The special white smoke which comes out of the chimney of the Sistine Chapel indicating that a new Pope was elected.
Holy Smoke!...we have a new Pope!
by HE WHO MUST BE OBEYED March 15, 2013
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holy prepuce

Jesus's sweet, Holy, Tasty penis cloth
some same consumption leads to everlasting life
Kanye west entered Heaven after eating the Holy Prepuce.
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