Hodging

Adjective: Butting in to a conversation you have nothing to do with, just to insert your own opinion, often preceded by stalking around those conversing in anticipation

When Hodging is done properly, It will always be preceeded by the word "Hodging" in order to inform the group that you are about to seriously piss them off

Man: What do you think of the weather today?
Woman: Its lovely don't you agree?
"Hodge": Hodging! This one time, I was drinking Bud Light, at a Saint Louis Cardinals game... and who do you think showed up but NELLY!

by The Real Zman May 26, 2012

homeite

A lay-about that stays at home all day. Just vegs around the house like a termite.

Bill: Man it's such a ripper day today, lets call up Fred and head down the beach.
Jes: What's the point? Fred won't come - he's such a homeite.

by Mountain/\Ash November 6, 2012

Hodepus

A very ugly yearbook picture that causes such embarrassment you'd like to die

Sierra's hodepus made her realize how ugly she is

by Xberrosa June 18, 2015

Hoeish

Hoeish

You are hoeish

by Link nexus April 18, 2017

Hoeing txts

When you do not reply to a text message or are purposely not replying to a person's message

"Bro I swear she is always hoeing txts from me."

by Ljandjd April 23, 2017

hoden

She is a horrible self centered disturbing bragging nasty ugly not CaRING. Stay away from any hodens

Ew it's a Hoden

by scms123 February 15, 2017

Hoeishness

How much hoe someone possesses. Someone has a lot of it if they wear those white adidas shoes with the black stripes (see hoeish)

I need to chill, my hoeishness is showing!

by Catlie123456789 May 8, 2017