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hide and skeet

a version of the children's game "hide and seek" in which one person is designated as "it." this person must count to 10 while everyone else finds a place in which they can masturbate. the person who is it must then attempt to find the other players before they blow their load. the first person to be found who has not finished is then it. after several rounds, it becomes much easier for whoever is it to find players before they finish.
Bro, i was playin hide and skeet last night with my bros, bro.

Really bro? How'd it go bro?

It was awesome bro. I was never it and was beatin my dick like an iraqi soldier. Do you have any lotion bro?
by douchbag69 March 17, 2009
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hideowakamatsu

how's my hair looking?
It's a bit hideowakamatsu love.

what was the party like last night?
Hideowakamatsu
by Sami Knight October 31, 2006
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Polish Hide and Seek

Hide and Seek but when you find a person you hit them in the head with a brick, causing concussion to death
"Hey Dimitri, Lets play Polish Hide and Seek with Vasilly and Karol?" - We cant Play with Karol, He is in a Coma
by Swifty83 December 18, 2019
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hide the salami

fucking your girl so that your entire dick is engulfed in her cooch
I played hide the salami with Jane last night! She's a freak!
by Da Nastee One June 10, 2003
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Hiding the Weasel

When a male inserst his Dilly dink (weiner) into a females Va jj(VAGINA) and it can not be seen and there fore it is in hiding.
Guy: Dude, when your mom comes in make sure were hiding the weasel.

Girl: Okay! :) sounds good.
by Macavite Floator, and Puffet August 15, 2008
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hide the hamster

1. Anal sex

2. Practice among gay men where a live (presumably live)
hamster is inserted by one man into the anus of another man, using some sort of tube to expand the opening of the rectum in order for the hamster to fit. Gerbils may be used as a substitute.
1. Wanna come over and play hide the hamster?

2. During a game of hide the hamster, Bob has his colon
chewed out by the critter.
by Way More Awesomer March 10, 2008
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hideki

If you have this name you are a god
Hideki is an absolute god
by bananaboy5060 October 22, 2019
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