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helicumpter

When one is blindfolded and, while spinning in a circle, masturbates to ejaculation, allowing the load to go where it may.
Bro, last night I locked myself in your closest and totally gave myself a Helicumpter.
by TheDanejohnsonmishawakaindiana December 19, 2014
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helicopter shit

When you have to take a shit so bad that you pull your pants down and you explode before you even make it to the seat.
Dude I was in Walmart yesterday and I ran to the bathroom so fast and ended up dropping a helicopter shit bc of that Taco Bell that I ate.
by The one and only meme May 7, 2017
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helicopter stains

When a log shit is in the toilet and revolves like a helicopter propeller upon flushing, leaving a stain .
Keith took a huge shit and left helicopter stains in the bowl.
by Rich StaBone April 18, 2018
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Helicopter with a hole in one

Helicopter with a hole in one is when you have a apparatus like a harness on a pulley system and you are swinging your partner lowering them until they make it in your hole! If you can manage it in one try you have a helicopter with a hole in one!
Suzette was so excited to have Eddie in her sex swing harness she pulled on the rope so hard that when Eddie was coming in for his landing the roof gave way! To Suzette's surprise he had made it well into her hole! She scream with glee, FINALLY, A HELICOPTER WITH A HOLE IN ONE!
by Shucky Kunt August 23, 2017
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HellCrap

When you have no words when you rage but don't want to swear. Hell and Crap aren't bad words, so you use them.
Pete: *does something that makes him mad*
Pete: Bloody HellCrap!
by FL4ym3Burn June 13, 2018
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hellimbo

Not Hell and not Limbo a state in between that is worse then both! A living Hellimbo Hellimbo
Welcome to Hellimbo. This feels like Hellimbo. Nothing is worse then Hellimbo.
by Brian Fick July 2, 2018
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Helliport

That LSD helliported me to an extremely scary demension.
by Mr. Stanley moon March 10, 2018
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