faux hawking

when a guy and a girl are having sex and the guy cums in the woman's hair, then he styles it into a stylish faux hawk

ella: last night me and john were having sex he jizzed into my hair and then he styled my bangs into a faux hawk.

sarah: wow i love getting faux hawked!

--faux hawking

by sexyportia September 30, 2009

Hawking

To closely monitor someone, like a hawk would.

Mr. Preston was hawking over me in an attempt to get me to finish my project.
My sister always hawks over my shoulder when I use her computer.

by hawkinghawkerzz May 9, 2013

Bone Hawking

When chicks check out a guys crotch wondering about the size of their package.

I caught this chick bone hawking me last night at the bar. I nailed her later.

by poo touching cotton May 13, 2008

hawk boyz

Faggots from shitty Martinsburg, Wv who think they're hot shit when, in reality, 95% of the populace hates them. They make shitty, autotuned "music" with lyrics stolen from other songs because they're too stupid to be original. All in all, the "Hawk Boyz" are worthless losers who will amount to nothing.

Tim: Did you hear that the Hawk Boyz are going to preform at the Pep Rally on Friday?
Joe: They're gonna get booed off stage.

by sandraleeeeeeeeee October 4, 2011

Steven Hawking

Dead

the dead man steven Hawking

by faglad May 13, 2018

awkward hawk

1) a mystical hawk that descends from the heavens to announce when a situation has become awkward. Commonly found during awkward silences and large gatherings of people attempting to engage socially. Hawk tends to flap its wings and squak so as many people as possible are aware of the awkwardness.

2) crazy man wearing an actual hawk costume. No matter the circumstances, will assuredly make any situation awkward.

1) Jordan: "then i said, 'damn! that's a huge bitch!'"

Brandon: "hahahaha....but dude i think im gay"

Jordan: ooo...ummmmm...
*enter hawk*
Awkward Hawk: Braaaaaakkkkk HAWKWARD

2) Jordan(answering the door): Hello?

Awkward Hawk: did you order a man in a hawk costume?

Jordan: ummmm... no...

Awkward Hawk: well...this is awkward

by brandjo October 14, 2008

Purple Hawks

The greatest softball team ever. Known for singing famous hits in the dugout, praying around home plate after games, and being very supportive of each other. They are more than friends...they are team mates.

Wow, your just like the Purple Hawks

by Kck1 June 18, 2011