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Dry-Handed

Receiving a vigorous hand job but unable to nut one out. Just a lot of yanking and total regret.
Carrie finally gave me a handy last night. How was it? Not good. Totally Dry-Handed.
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017
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nutty hands

when you stick your hands in your asshole or rub them on your sweaty nuts you get wee bit nutty.
man that anton lingle kid has some wicked nutty hands.
by Daniel shaw May 20, 2008
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Hand Wax

Feverish and vigorous wanking and fapping of the male or female genitals. May be masturbation and self-gratification or a nice friendly helping hand from another to get you off.
Roger loves to hand wax watching internet porn.

Sheila likes to slip into the stall in the bathroom as work for a quick hand wax.

I paid that toothless prostitute $5 for a hand wax.

My step mom likes to slip into my room and give me a hand wax.

Rachel's first female experience was when her roommate gave her a hand wax.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017
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Pilgrim Hand

When one farts then proceeds to check their pants for a shart. Upon removal of the hand it is covered in shit, much like the hand of a pilgrim after wiping their ass.
Dude I farted yesterday and totaly pilgrim handed it!
by Sesamack20 August 20, 2013
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hand wedge

A golfing technique most often used by the weakest golfer of the group. Faced with an obstacle the hand wedge can be used to clear a path to the green. The average flight of a hand wedge is around 8 feet though they have been know to fly as far as 20 yards.
Nick has been spraying his drives and I haven't seen him hit a nice shot all day, yet I'm only one stroke ahead of him. Someone needs to check his bag for a hand wedge.
by DaThLy April 22, 2008
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Hand-Talking

While talking, moving (or flailing) your hands around as they either help you to talk, or help make a point.
Sometimes a person will not be able to talk unless they are using their hands. To prove this, while they're are talking- hold their hands down. They will shut up if they are inclined to 'hand talk'.

(Seems to be originated mainly from Italians, though not limited to them.)
Person 1: (dodges from being slapped) "Hey! Watch where you're throwing your hands! You nearly hit me!"
Person 2: "Sorry, I can't help it.. I was hand-talking"

Person A: "Why must you talk with your hands? You know they can't see you thru the phone, right?
Person B: "I know, I just can't help but hand-talk."
by BluesQueen March 12, 2011
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Cereal hands

When your hands are so paper, they are like fruity pebbles in milk. It instantly goes soggy at the first sign of any downturn of a stock.

Usually those with cereal hands are the paper bitch to those with paper hands.
(Stock goes down 50%) Diamond hands: “Can’t lose anything if you don’t sell”

(Stock goes down 10%) Paper hands: “Maybe it won’t go down too far and I can make a quick profit.”

(Stock goes down .000000005%) Cereal hands: “My life savings! HALP n’ SELL”
by Bennehftw May 4, 2021
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