Grundle Bears

A treat where you take perfectly good Gummie Bears and wipe them all up the anus region as if they were toilet paper.
In order for it to work well, there should not be poop stains on any, or the camp counselors might notice. Just the fact they've been up in there is nasty enough, trust me.

At a percussion camp, our school's drumline make a huge Ziploc bag of Grundle Bears that the college counselors snacked down. Yummy.

by drumline April 11, 2006

grundle

(n.) the grundle is the area between your balls and your asshole. it can sometimes be referred to as the gooch, gouch, or gleek

That dog bit me right in the grundle

by John Muth June 1, 2006

grundle rub

when someone rubs your grundle with their foot in a sexual manner

John, this grundle rubbing must stop at once!

by max & fish December 20, 2004

grundledwarf

n. one who is small enough to crawl in between the legs of another and tickle, lick, suck, pump, or play with his grundle

v. grundledwarfing-to sell oneself as a grundledwarf; i.e. a prostitute grundle

I woke up to a grundledwarf licking my grundle; my first instinct was to stop him, but I decided to let him finish.

I make a living grundledwarfing.

As a grundledwarf, I charge a penny a tickle or ten tickles per nickle.

I hired a grundledwarf to fulfill my fantasies, but he sucked at sucking my grundle, so I killed him.

by Illinois2008 March 6, 2008

grundle scum

the crusty and flaky substance that forms between a persons ball sack and butt hole. The substance often secretes a foul smelling odor. In some cultures it is a symbol of dominance for a male to force a female to eat the scum off of the male. This has also become a popular act in College dorms throughout the United States.

Hey fuck face, every time you sit on the couch naked you leave a pile of grundle scum.

by XPC-Sacramento November 7, 2010

Grundle Boy

Any person who looks like the sloth from ice age and looks like he has a taint for a chin is a Grundle Boy.

Yo that kid over there, thats grundle boy.

by ctboy32 July 1, 2011

Grundleplith

A grundleplith is the foreskin that has been recently removed and set out to dry on the lab table from a circumcision. One may act as if they are a grundleplith by being a complete douche and shitting on everyone's day.

Justin Bieber was nominated as Grundleplith of the Year 3 years in a row.

by Guy Ledouche August 31, 2013