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Gronk

The Scum of Society. Also known as "Deadbeat"
"He's such a gronk"
by FyouCK October 9, 2009
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Gronk'd

To be owned, shown up, or humiliated by an opponent, esp. in American football and other sports.

The founder of this term was Rob Gronkowski, tight end for the New England Patriots. In one football game, he dragged James Laurinaitis, who had tried to tackle him, five yards down the field and across the goal line. Gronk got the touchdown and Laurinaitis was "Gronk'd."

The lesson: never try to tackle Gronk, or you'll get Gronk'd.

See Gronked
Jack: hahaha did you see Troy Polamalu try to tackle Rob Gronkowski?

Ana: haha it looks like Gronk is giving Troy Polamalu a piggy-back ride. Man, that poor guy got seriously Gronk'd.
by El Zo March 20, 2014
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When a crush's mom uses hashtags too often and talks of things the new generation has no idea about, like an Insta-pot.
Do you have any idea what your mom is talking about?
No, she is being kinda grinkie.
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The Grunch

Hi, everyone I'm new around and I would just like to tell a bit of my experience with the grunch.

I would not recomend to see grunch 1 and 2 one after the other, specially if you prepare it to end the marathon at midnigth.

So i had a bad dream where I could not move and try to scream to my dad and my body star it to move like if every muscle wanted to move to diferent directions.

So I would say all of you guys should give it a try specially if you sleep alone. ANd have a "hell" of a ride, just for fun, just try to do not think too much about it.

Any experience of any here???
the grunch is + however ending the marathon at midnigth is -
by Juggables December 9, 2008
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granky

1.a color, between brown and green but more brown than it is green

2.an emotion, between happy and horny

3.cool
1. granky goes well with black

2. oh, im so granky right now

3. that was pretty damn granky
by MiSm January 26, 2004
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Gronker

He (or she in the most bizzare of cases) who derives sexual pleasure from sniffing saddles. Not to be mistaken for someone obsessed with sniffing shoes, underwear, swimming gear or any upholstry recently occopied by a female - it has to be a saddle! most likely a bicycle or horses saddle. May also be adapted into an insult for a man who is a bit creepy/pervy. Brilliant word altogether!
"dude - that guy over there is sniffing that girls bike saddle and jacking off"

"yeah thats my dad - he's a gronker!!"
by Al Stone June 15, 2008
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Gronk

Someone who is a complete idiot and trys to be a hard but isnt
Ian says: "bruz im in a graff crew now!"
You: "really? how'd you get in?"
Ian: "well, Im not really in it. They just said if they can use my paint then i can go around with them"
'Man, Ian your such a gronk!'
by illestbillest January 10, 2010
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