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pretty girls make graves

A narrative song from The Smiths that concludes in Morrissey losing hope of ever sustaining a relationship with a woman. Also the name of a band from Seattle, which formed almost two decades after that brilliant song was written.
Upon the sand, upon the bay

"There is a quick and easy way" you say

Before you illustrate

I'd rather state :

"I'm not the man you think I am

I'm not the man you think I am"

And Sorrow's native son

He will not smile for anyone

And Pretty Girls Make Graves

Ohh....

End of the pier, end of the bay

You tug my arm, and say : "Give in to lust,

Give up to lust, oh heaven knows we'll

Soon be dust ... "

Oh, I'm not the man you think I am

I'm not the man you think I am

And Sorrow's native son

He will not rise for anyone

And Pretty Girls Make Graves

Oh, really ?
Oh ...
by MeghDroeg June 15, 2010
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Come get your grape juice

An exclamatory phrase of delight, commonly used in the discovery of a partner's fetish.
Bro1: I just learned my wife of two years loves anal.
Bro2: Come get your grape juice!
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Getting Graped Aped

The act of getting Sexually assaulted in a very violent way; Generally getting a asshole resizing.
Guy: Bro there eating my ass in this game so hard is like I'm getting Graped Aped.
Other guy: Damn man rip to ya.
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Come get your grape juice

An exclamatory phrase of delight, commonly used in the discovery of a partner's fetish.
Bro1: I just learned my wife of two years loves anal.
Bro2: Come get your grape juice!
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Grades

A magic word that causes students to get pressured by parents and causes teachers to get stressed out, becoming deranged psycotics.

Warining: it may cause suicide... It may also cause student's future to never be fulfilled and the occasional assumption that they are future high school dropouts. It may also cause most deaths in the Asian population:
Asian Grading-
A- Average
B- Below Average
C-Crap
D-Death/Disowned
F- Fucked
Example 1:
Person 1: How'd she die?
Person 2: Her grades came in.....

Example 2:
Mom: Oh, hey look your grades came in the mail~! *smiles* did you get-
Child: MOM! I SWEAR!! I TRIED MY BEST!
Mom: YOU GOT A C IN MATH??? WHAT ARE YOU A FAIL ASIAN!??? YOUR A-SIAN!! GET A'S OR YOUR DISOWNED!!!
by Rukiaishungry February 24, 2011
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This is a play on words. Specifically these words: "wine" and "sour grapes".
President Trump tweets a whole lot of meritless complaints about petty disputes concerning almost everything that displeases him. Some would agree his whine is made with sour gripes.
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Grape-G

Word equation for rape. Grape minus G is equal to rape.
Sandy: When you go to Japan, don't get Grape-G'd
Tracy: What?
Sandy: Raped. Do the math.
by Choysen November 23, 2010
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