gravity hit

A hit of pot smoke taken from a gravity bong. These are generally high-volume inhalations (2 litres to 1 gallon, usually) and yeild large quantities of smoke, usually resulting in excessive coughing.

One gravity hit of medium potency pot is usually enough to get fairly stoned.

I must have smoked a half gram in that one gravity hit. It blew my head off, now I'm pretty baked.

by Experienced Smoker April 16, 2007

chat gravity

The degree of familiarity with another person, which, if you chance to encounter them on the street, will determine if you merely greet them in passing or stop to talk.

We saw each other on the sidewalk and said 'hello' to each other. But she was just a friend of a friend I'd only met once or twice before, and there wasn't enough chat gravity to merit stopping and chatting.

by ClevelandRox March 20, 2006

Granite City

A smelly ass steel town with polluted air and a high school with way too much drama in it. Possibly the most boring town on Earth because there is nothing to do on a Friday night.

I hate Granite City! Wanna move to Israel?

by Dam It June 17, 2005

Gramtarded

The condition of being retarded when it comes to grammar and/or spelling.

Person A: I thout I have to poop.

Person B: *Thought, *Had

Person A: But than I didn't has to.

Person B: *Then, *Have

Person A: Stop I'm just gramdumb ):

Person B: *Gramtarded.

by IAmMoreNifty June 22, 2010

Gravity Check

Just checking gravity. Aka i just fell on my face and humiliated myself

Montie: *trips and falls*
Other People: *crack up*

Elliott: Gravity Check!!
Montie: Yeah, yeah guys just checking gravity....

by KanekiIsActuallyVeryAttractive April 17, 2015

gravitize

To be attracted to with extreme objective
To be focused on one and only on thing or person
To be fixated as in an obsession of achieving one goal in life

When looking for a book on the subject of "Life," I was gravitized towards (one) Book in the entire Library.

by Newordic March 11, 2017

Anti-gravity invite

Opposite to a gravity invite. It is where someone is so hideous or unpopular that he/her and anyone in their general area automatically become uninvited by default.

Craig: Greg, who else should I invite to my party?
Greg: What about her in the short shorts.
Craig: Who? Gurtree? That fat bitch?!!! Yuck! No way! In fact now that I think of it, I am uninviting all those around her- Jeff, Felicity, T-dawg, Gavin and Susan.
Greg: What about Paul the rapist? He is over there...
Craig: No. I like that kid, there's something about him.
T-dawg: Yo man, why you gotta go ahead and disinvite a brother like that?
Craig: Greg said you ear-fucked Gurtree..
T-dawg: Man, thats nasty. Why you gotta spread shit like that Greg?

Greg: I didnt say that I....
T-dawg: Save it man, I get it your just a player hater... screw this I'm gonna go hang with my man Paul...
T-dawg to Paul: Man can you beleive I got an anti-gravity invite all because of that screw up Greg?
Paul: Dont worry, Im going to butt-fuck him on friday...

by Hsoj!!! August 25, 2009