A Wannabe YouTuber who hasn't posted anything on his channel yet but I'm still subscribed to for some reason.
Dude 1: "Hey man, I see your still subscribed to Very-Sad Goldfish. Can I ask why?"
Dude 2: " I HONESTLY DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHY! I TOLD YOU THAT LAST WEEK!"
Dude 2: " I HONESTLY DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHY! I TOLD YOU THAT LAST WEEK!"
by Someone_Named_Joshua November 2, 2020
Get the Very-Sad Goldfishmug. by Dory420 May 2, 2022
Get the Goldfishingmug. by bigballs-2904 April 26, 2025
Get the Noah's Goldfishmug. The proccess of setting up bong zilla.(Beer bong with big funnel atached to many tubes) Then having you and your friends drink from the tubes, as someone pours a pitcher of beer with a goldfigh into the top. You may use mutiple fish and more beer and your choosing.
Dan- Dude did you see Ryan swallow the goldfish when we played goldfish roulette.
Moe- Yeah I was literally rolling on the floor laughing
Connor- We all were
Ryan- I took it like a champ though
Moe- Yeah I was literally rolling on the floor laughing
Connor- We all were
Ryan- I took it like a champ though
by Popsdock May 31, 2016
Get the Goldfish Roulettemug. Ex. Thing 1: Damn {Broski, I met this girl online and shes a fucking Goldfish Fam
Thing 2: jheez, you better find yourself a wholesome girl fam, shes waste.
Thing 2: jheez, you better find yourself a wholesome girl fam, shes waste.
by softboy13 April 5, 2019
Get the Goldfishmug. 
Pronunciation: Goldfishing (gowld · fi · shuhng)
Goldfishing is when someone or something is focusing on a particular thing (a task, people, objects) and suddenly, almost instantaneously, they lose focus on what they had originally been focused on and direct their attention to something else.
This is derived from the phenomenon that a goldfish's memory is a few seconds long.
Goldfishing is when someone or something is focusing on a particular thing (a task, people, objects) and suddenly, almost instantaneously, they lose focus on what they had originally been focused on and direct their attention to something else.
This is derived from the phenomenon that a goldfish's memory is a few seconds long.
"Dude, did you see my dog? He was chasing a squirrel, but he kept goldfishing onto the people walking on the street!"
by Paper Towels March 25, 2021
Get the Goldfishingmug.