urban goggles

when a girls lying down and and her guy puts his balls in each of her eyes

i like when my girlfriend wheres my urban goggles and then flutters her eyelashes... it tickles!

by panetta September 20, 2006

library goggles

a phenomenon often observed by students at Oxford University - similar to beer goggles, but produced by prolonged periods in the library and a of lack of social interaction.
This lasts for up to 78 seconds after leaving the library and causes all girls, no matter how ugly, to appear dazzlingly attractive.

"I think that's why I really like Emma. She's always sat opposite me in Wadham library, and I often find myself thinking that I definitely wouldn't mind. It's the library goggles, I'm sure!"

"Oh my chunder. I've got the library goggles again. It's so tragic!"

by Wadhamite February 3, 2009

Albanian Goggles

The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes with the penis resting on the forehead, usually by a person of albanian background.

Dennis: Yo come to my room i want to show you my rare albanian goggles.

Amanda: Okay..where are they?

Dennis: Get on your knees and close your eyes...i want to put them on you..

Amanda: hahaha ok....

Proceeds to put his balls on her face.

Dennis: (to his friends the next day) I gave her Albanian Goggles!

by DeHeme November 26, 2009

beach goggles

Like beer goggles, but for when you're at the beach.

When it's sunny and you're at the beach, you see a person from afar who seems really good-looking. But as soon as he/she gets closer, they are butt-ugly! Damn beach goggles!

by kiss of arizona November 30, 2010

skin goggles

the act of going in for a t-bag and placeing your balls on the persons eyes one on the left eye and another on the right eye, hence the name skin goggles

dude i just gave you a pair of skin goggles

by big red (yes guys its me) April 19, 2011

quarantine goggles

Finding someone attractive who you normally would not due being locked up in your homes and not seeing humans in months.

Jim: Wow Mike don’t you think Susan Boyle was looking absolutely scrumptious in that new edition of Scottish Singers Weekly?

Mike: WTF Mike. Take off your Quarantine Goggles.

by Dank Frank April 30, 2020

grafton goggles

When you are living in a small town by the name of grafton,wv and when substantially hot girls are not available in said town, the guys throughout the town view the towns (on a scale of 1 to 10) 2's as 10"s.... thus resulting in grafton goggles.

HOLY SHIT!! Paul did you see that chick walk by...come on man really, hold on let me put my grafton goggles on...WOW damn she's fine.

by McBigOne December 26, 2009