lawn gnome

something that is almost as creepy as clowns

i really dislike lawn gnomes

by maroo August 6, 2006

Home Gnome

Someone who rarely, if ever, leaves his or her house. In this person's mind, his or her house is so decked out that there is no reason to go anywhere else. Home gnomes are annoying because they never want to meet up with you when you're out, instead opting to invite you to their house and making you drive the whole distance to them every time.

Person A: Dude, let's hang out.
Person B: Sure. You wanna come over to my place?
Person A: How about we meet at the bar instead?
Person B: Nah, I really don't feel like going out. We could order some pizza here & I have a six-pack in my fridge.
Person A: Bitch, you're such a friggin' home gnome.

by dumbwizard January 21, 2011

gnickle gnomes

The people that come in the middle of the night and take away you beer bottles and cans.

Dammit!!! The Gnickle Gnomes came again last night and left the trash strewn everywhere!

by Adelcambre January 12, 2009

evil gnome

Small human capable of evil and cruelty

Jeremy, the evil gnome duct taping his brother to a tree in the orange grove and pelting him with oranges or Jeremy hiding in the orange groves and stalking and pelting his brothers from the tree tops until they run home crying.

by Prdirish April 2, 2008

gnome’s beard

An unkempt clutch of bushy, grey, knee-length pubic hair usually found on frosty old blue hairs.

Bridget better shave that gnome’s beard before swimsuit season!

by El Jefé March 22, 2019

Crispy gnome

A proper noun, derived from English usually used as a nickname or insult, TRIGGER WARNING, few people survive Crispy Gnome trigger attacks.

Dammit, why'd you steal my pencil you crispy gnome, *Sudden screaming*

by Goat freedom January 17, 2017

bed gnome

When your significant other gives oral sex under the covers or under your bed sheets.

My girlfriend was blowing me so hard, she's the best little bed gnome

by JimboJones1 December 14, 2011