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Gluttony

Like in a D12 song where Swifty McVay says, "I remain fatter than gluttony". It means to be even more fatter than being obese".
Kim: Susan can't swim no laps she's fatter than gluttony.
Josh: Oh yeah she needs Jenny Craig.
by Junaid March 10, 2004
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Gluttoneous Maximus

A jaw dropping beyond badunkadunk gargantuan ass so large that it must be carefully navigated around. Similar to the wide load vehicles that take up two lanes. Always takes up 2 seats and usually the whole isle
1)Jimmy:How's your girl doin man is she losin weight?

Aaron:Hell naw dog her GLUTTONEOUS MAXIMUS has become so large that it's become an entity unto itself and now she has to get lyposuction to try and free willy so she can function at her job

Jimmy:DAMN! Like DAT?

Aaron:Yea its rough

2 )I was so tired and wanted to sit down in the only seat left on the bus but his gluttoneous maximus took up both seats
by mcdizz November 27, 2009
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Glutter

When fat people throw food at their faces and it misses. i.e. it is clutter created by the act of gluttony.
I have a house full of fatties and they create a lot of glutter.
by shakey-poo-munch January 18, 2011
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Gluten

Every rich person is intolerant to this substance. You have to be rich to find out how exactly it affects its victims.
Duncan: Becky I can’t have that cake. I’m gluten intolerant.

About Duncan: he is a single man. Survives on a well paid job and usually hangs around in supermarket. Oh and he is allergic to gluten! Whatever that means to him
by Mazefactory January 4, 2018
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Glutard

Someone who rejects gluten with a burning passion
by Munchmicuchi December 20, 2015
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gluttonist

(Noun) An individual who conveys a large amount of prejudice to overweight/obese people. Similar to a racist or a sexist, except more tolerable because, other than those with glandular problems, the people targeted by the gluttonist have chosen to be, well, gluttonous.
(at dinner table)
Person A - Can you pass the stuffing?
Person B - SHUT UP FATTY
Person C - Grandma don't be such a gluttonist!
by VegettoVai January 3, 2010
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gluten freestyler

A Gluten Freestyler is a person who participates in a sport or fitness activity and has a food diet that avoids gluten.

For example a athlete with a diet that avoids gluten would be called a 'gluten freestyler'.
This gluten freestyler way has got me so lean because I can't find food to eat that is gluten-free.

A gluten freestyler travels the world and trains at high intensity levels, but is impeded by the difficulty in finding suitable safe gluten-free foods for recovery and growth.
by Angelo Soul March 1, 2020
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