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skin goggles

the act of going in for a t-bag and placeing your balls on the persons eyes one on the left eye and another on the right eye, hence the name skin goggles
dude i just gave you a pair of skin goggles
by big red (yes guys its me) April 19, 2011
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talent goggles

To find someone attractive because of their talent, and not because they're good looking (cause they're really not...)

Equivalent, and sometimes more dangerous, than beer goggles.
I thought he was attractive cause he was such a good dancer!! But he's not...I had my talent goggles on.
by Talent Whore May 20, 2011
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fro goggles

the delusional state in which a white guy feels that his fro is actually attractive when in actuality it makes his head look as if it is adorned with pubes or as if he is a human q-tip. also known as "frolusional".
example 1: wow doesnt he know he's a white kid? he's totally wearing fro goggles

example 2: omg the 70s exploded on that white guys head he so has fro goggles on and its awful!
by sexylilstylist December 28, 2011
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Desperate goggles

When a person has been single too long and is in an establishment where there is no attractive persons, they become attracted to everyone, their judgement is clouded by desperation rather than alcohol.

Similar effects to beer goggles but worst when the desperation has gone on for too long.
Girl: Oh my gosh he is so hot!

Friends: Noooo, desperate goggles!
by Onsmashhhh November 30, 2011
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ganja goggles

a pair of invisible goggles that magically appear when canibis is smoked. allowing the wearer to see an aura of happines around everything.
" GET YO GANJA GOGGLES ON BOI!!!!"
by POONANIPARTY February 16, 2015
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Tommy goggles

Also known as Tom Goggles is the act of placing one testicle in each eye of the victim. Tom Goggles is not to be confused with a Roman Helmet where the direction of the penis is pointing down the bridge of the nose. Tommy goggles is a form of teabagging.
After that noscope snipe, I had to give him the Tommy Goggles.
by Squeebert_ February 8, 2017
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quarantine goggles

Finding someone attractive who you normally would not due being locked up in your homes and not seeing humans in months.
Jim: Wow Mike don’t you think Susan Boyle was looking absolutely scrumptious in that new edition of Scottish Singers Weekly?

Mike: WTF Mike. Take off your Quarantine Goggles.
by Dank Frank April 30, 2020
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