Glitter dick

Someone you have wanted to date but when you do its just a let down. It looks better than it is.

He may be fit but he has no personality. He's a complete glitter dick

by Glitterdickeater May 20, 2018

Linguistic Glitter

When you use linguistic glitter you are sprinkling your language with Fuck, Shit, and Cunt bombs.

I was always taught that cursing was bad language, now I know it is just linguistic glitter.

by Delia2228 October 5, 2020

glitter high

So baked that you end up watching the entirety of Mariah Carey's movie Glitter because you're too stoned to sit up and get the remote control from the coffee table.

Dude, watch out for Mary's brownies. I got totally Glitter High and kept forgetting to blink.

by ox gray September 4, 2017

meat glitter

Herpes.

Hey man, you get tested lately? I heard that meat glitter was goin' around.

by z0mbieparade October 23, 2017

glitter hickey

The mark left after a night of shenanigans in which one wakes up without pants covered in glittery hickey bruises encircled with a sharpie penis.

Dude I woke up with a mad glitter hickey true story bro... Damn bro I wish I had one too!

by Fsugcguijh June 29, 2016

glitter moustache

When you snort cocaine but more of it ends up in your moustache than in your nose.

Gary, check yourself before we head back to the dance floor. You've got a glitter moustache situation going on.

by alviere January 5, 2017

Glitter squirrels

Best controversial comedy podcast on all platforms. Spotify, iheart, YouTube, Pandora, and apple itunes!!!

I listened to the Glitter squirrels podcast and the three host's are the best around!!!

by Jaylo with the down low July 31, 2021