Piss Gifted

The ability to perform amazing feats and or be charismatic only while drunk.

I was always amazed with my musical abilities, in that, I could spontaneously make up humorous lyrics for country songs in real time...especially when I was drunk. Turns out its so formulaic that any moron can do it. DAMN!! I thought I was piss gifted

by GlobalMessenger January 9, 2015

No gifts

When a side chick/hoe wants something or wants you to make a commitment

Dude, she wanted me to intoduce her to my family. NO GIFTS.

by AlecMadeIt January 22, 2016

No gifts

When a sidehoe wants to do stuff that will make you guys look official

She said "Tell me meet your parents this Christmas". I told her "HOE NO GIFTS"

by AlecMadeIt January 25, 2016

host gift

A gift given to the host of a party as a gesture of thanks for their invitation.

Can include items such as flowers, a bottle of wine or food.

I can't forget to take a host gift when I'm going over for dinner with the in-laws!

by mooooonlight April 6, 2017

Collateral Gifting

When you buy someone a gift because you're secretly getting it for yourself.

Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.

by TheWizardOfMeh August 15, 2017

Genetically Gifted Urbanite

A nigga guy that’s athletic

He’s a genetically gifted urbanite.

by Dolphins Dick 123 September 6, 2019

Amazon gift

Something you order from Amazon.com and have no recollection of ordering.

Amazon gifts run me $200 a month! Who charges for gifts!

by Zenamaste April 18, 2020