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Fuzzy Lap Flounder

1. The pleasure tunnel of a woman, used for sexual intercourse, and disposal of urin. 2. The fishy surprise found at the mid section of a women.
Dayne will never touch a fuzzy lap flounder.
by Joel OSU March 31, 2003
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Fuzzy Wuzzy

'A Bear with no hair'
A large gay man who would usually be characterized as a "Bear" but who has no hair.
Person 1:"David is dating a Bear"
Person 2:"What?"
Person 3:"He's not dating a Bear, he's dating a Fuzzy Wuzzy."
Person 2:"Oh that makes more since, seeing as David hates hair."
by ambergoose April 24, 2010
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fuzzy seam

The area of skin between the scrotum and the anus (male) or the vaginal opening and the anus (female) having which the abundance of hair and underwear lint of which usually causes chafing resulting in a pink, sore, shiny, and fuzzy mess.
After my soccer game, I straddled the mirror on my bathroom floor and gave my fuzzy seam a once over with the three-finger swipe. -Smell THAT!
by Doug JNeal October 4, 2006
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fuzzy bunny

The act of a woman putting her breasts on your face until you have a massive smile that wont go away.
Named for the fact that putting your face into a group of baby fuzzy bunnies will leave you with an identical large smile and happiness.
Jack had a sad face until his girlfriend gave him a fuzzy bunny.
by Cracked Weapon May 28, 2010
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fuzzy doodle

a fuzzy, warm, sweet man that has an amazing doodle ;)
gentleman, scholor, amazing, fuzzy doodle
by Bananita112 January 21, 2012
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Fuzzy Dice

They hang from your windshield indicating in street rod culture that you are willing to cheat death to win a race. During WWII, bomber pilots hung them in the cockpit as a reminder that you were gambling with your life on each mission.
I dig your fuzzy dice. You’re a real badass.
by ScottK2112 October 3, 2020
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fuzzy bumpkin

n. 1)a hick with a fuzzy mullet
2) A cute, painted, fuzzy, bird-like creature
1) I went down to Southern Delaware and those farmers are such fuzzy bumpkins.
2) I painted a fuzzy bumpkin and hung it on the fridge.
by coprez May 23, 2004
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