Skip to main content

Charlotte County Funnel

When you piss in their ass
by phatHawg June 8, 2019
mugGet the Charlotte County Funnel mug.

Morgan Funnell

a weird person like really weird who is also old and close to death morgan likes to go play bingo with her friends on tuesdays she is a mother of 7 or 6 and they are white and eat dry chicken
Is that Morgan Funnell ? What a freak!!!
by gojosgf February 27, 2021
mugGet the Morgan Funnell mug.

Funnel cake

The act of ejaculating on a person's stomach and sprinkling baby powder as if it were powdered sugar. While you can consume the result it is not advised.
Last night I gave this random girl a funnel cake and she actually ate it.
by baetastic February 14, 2017
mugGet the Funnel cake mug.

Funnel Suck

When a woman goes down on a man's penis, her lips are so stretched downwards , it makes the appearance of a funnel. The elongate lips are the tip of the funnel, and the rest of her head are the bottom. This is opposite of a kiss sick, where the lips are closer to the face.
Roger: Hey, Dave! How did it go with Charmaine last night?
David: Oh, she was great! When she went down on me, her lips were SO stretched down on my cock, it looked like a funnel tip! She REALLY knows how to funnel suck!
by brooskitooski September 30, 2025
mugGet the Funnel Suck mug.

funnel

the better frat on burrill ave, not to be mistaken with sigma chi
college student #1: I heard the funnel was getting a keg tonight
college student #2: Great, i spent my last 5 bucks on kentacohut, i guess ill have to use laundry quarters again
by jim March 8, 2005
mugGet the funnel mug.

minnesota funnel cake

A sex act popularized in Minnesota, but was invented a woman named Kate in the state of Virginia. The sex act used to be an inside joke in the old Yahoo Pro Wrestling Chat room, but quickly spread to all the regulars who used to chat in the chat room. A man from Minnesota who used to be a regular in that chat room picked up the sex act and popularized it in that state.

The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.
Dude, I just did the Minnesota Funnel Cake with this girl the other day. I heard about the Minnesota Funnel Cake from some guy from South Minneapolis. As soon as I heard about it, I bought a funnel cake and shoved it up this girl's poontang. Then I ate it out of her. She loved it!
by Ollie Churpuzzi November 6, 2016
mugGet the minnesota funnel cake mug.

Funnelling

The intentional manipulation of human consciousness by various forms of technology. Whether the goal is to turn someone into a product purchaser, a dogmatic activist, or a political operative, a variety of suggestive PSYOPS are employed to engage and direct someone's thoughts and actions. Without even recognizing how it happened, they wake up one morning ready to buy something they don't need, or ready to take action on behalf of a cause or a political party. No longer in control of their own choice-making, they are now at the mercy of the individual and/or organization that is funnelling their consciousness.
My friend eventually realized that someone with access to his devices was funnelling his consciousness for nefarious purposes.
by Enrealment September 23, 2024
mugGet the Funnelling mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email