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functional junkie

A person who uses drugs for an unrecreational purpose but can still operate normally at work or at school
MAN1:That man is a total functional junkie

MAN2:What's that?

MAN1: Some dude who does drugs but still has a good-paying job
or does good at school and can still function normally.
by mikey fo sho May 29, 2007
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fancy duress

The act of being made to participate in fancy dress when you clearly dislike fancy dress.
I didn't want to do fancy dress but my man made me do fancy duress otherwise he would of been pissed with me.
by rhino_tut_uk June 1, 2011
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Too hip to function.

If someone is 'too hip to function' it means they think they are so cool they somehow have to show this off in every oppourtunity. They are 'too hip' to function like a normal person.
Why does he always wear sunglasses at night?

Guy: He can't take them off 'cos he's "too hip to function."
by bLUEJSK January 17, 2011
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to tickle one's fancy

when you please someone or make them happy. When you make another person happy by your actions.
In order to tickle one's fancy, my wife bought me the newest version of the popular game, Pokemon.
by femalephenom May 17, 2011
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Fancy as fuck

Fancy as fuck - more than just fancy.

Natasha Krueger is fancy as fuck. Everything that she does - fancy as fuck.
Cooking, cleaning, crafting, being - fancy as fuck.

That Natasha Krueger, she's fancy as fuck.
by Melting Expensive Records October 16, 2013
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loose pussy function

loose pussy function is where the pussy is to loose to function normally, unable to make a guy cum, floppy, loose, big, open wide, gaping, black hole,
my wife has loose pussy function where her pussy won't make me cum anymore. what do I do?
by The MAN4ME April 1, 2015
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functified

Ruined, broken, or damaged by someone who doesn't want to take responsibility for causing it.
The clerk at Radio Shack, not wanting to admit that he broke the patron's watch while attempting to change the battery, explained it off as saying, "This watch is functified!"
by Rich Friedland December 15, 2008
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