ass fruit

The act of taking a shit.

Dude, I just picked the ripest ass fruit.

by DavidoPowellez January 12, 2008

Fruit Loops

An excellent, heavily sugar-coated cereal that wakes me up in the morning. Features red, blue, yellow, green, orange, and purple whole grain rings that make me oh so happy.

I had a bowl of Fruit Loops this morning. Now I won't be able to sleep for days... crap...

by Pretty Emily October 20, 2004

fruitbooter

A person who rollerblades.
Originally used by skateboarders who can't get over the fact that there are people who actually like things that they don't.

Yo, that fruitbooter is ill.

by Densyl May 13, 2004

fruit

Homosexual, gay.

You're such a fruit.

by Someone November 9, 2002

Fruit Fu

Fruit Fu is a martial art that uses fruit and other produce as weapons

Fruit Fu Master: Haha, I attack you by smashing a watermelon on your head

and squirting lemons into your eyes

Victim: arghhhh, that stings!

Fruit Fu master: submit or else i will break out my celery nunchucks.

by ActionDan September 25, 2010

fruit flick

The gay equivalent to a chick flick. A film that indulges in the hopes and dreams of the viewer that happens to be the same sex as the actor/actress. A film that has a happy, fuzzy, ridiculously unrealistic ending. Typically the plot will be more unrealistic than that of a "chick flick."

Person 1: I love watching movies where two guys fall in love at the end.
Person 2: Fruit flicks aren't real.

by Reg Guy October 28, 2013

fruitgender

it is not real. It is fake. Stfu if u identify as it, you're a fucking joke. Please grow up and stop making fun of the LGBTQIA+ thank you.

"Hey bro, did u hear of that dumb ass who identifies as fruitgender?"

by gay_!!!!!! May 28, 2021