Feeding my dog

Excuse used to get out of conversations with creepers/boring people/your family while on the phone, computer, and originally by Morse code.

"M'lady, could I escort you to the grand opening of the traveling human bodies exhibition this Sunday afternoon?"
"I'll be feeding my dog."

by prettyXgraffiti December 17, 2008

Feeding the Monkey

Ethics of Smoking 101: Feeding the Monkey.
1. When your friend is too high to hit a piece all by them self, you preform an action of "gratidude".

1a. You counter with a snide remark to make it unnoticeable. (because yous not a bitch).

2. Always have fun doing what you do, but make sure to preform some "gratidude".

3. Sometimes a "gratidude" card is adminstered upon feeding the monkey, you become monkey trainer (you gain +1 monkey handler skill).

Corey was too blazed to hit that shit, so...I feed the monkey!!!

Your grandma is too old to hold the old bong, so...I FEED THE MONKEY

Look at how nice that orangutans is! He is feeding the monkey!

You get a "senceLi" to feed the monkey.
If Still confused...see "Gratidude"

by BRIAN BERRY!!!!!!! AKA saladfingers... June 29, 2007

feeding the fish

From SE asia, to cut off male lover's penius and throw it in the canal.

He was seeing another woman so she decided to feed the fish.

by mook February 21, 2005

feeding the trolls

The act of prescribing corrective spectacles to a patient(s) who claims to have bilateral distance blur, but who does not have an actual refractive error or underlying pathology to warrant the claim of having bilateral distance blur.

Stop feeding the trolls when they don't really need the glasses!!

by Soaking Towel March 22, 2017

feeding the ducks

A word used by lamers with no real friends who visit the simpons forum.

"Phil, Aaron, Ricket and those other gays guys feed the ducks together while looking at gay porn"

by Youarealllame November 7, 2003

feeding the pont

placing ones open palm next to the female genetalia, then doing with you fingers what you would do if u were trying to force feed a horse. basically flicking the bean.

chantelle was feeding her pony when jack walked in, and was sick at the sight.

by howie December 1, 2003

Feeding the Birdy

Getting really drunk at a party, throwing up all over someone, and then making out with them covered in puke, like when a mother bird feeds her children puke.

I thought the party was going to suck because I was so drunk, but then me and some girl did something called "Feeding the Birdy."

by trallplayer017 June 19, 2007