fpl

fat pussy lips; a term male swimmers use when looking at girls in tight one pieces

Kevin: Damn, look at Sofia's fpl.
Adrian: I would so tap that!

by swimming niggah October 9, 2011

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fPod

A fake iPod

"Dude, check out this iPod I found online for only $60. For some reason it has a different menu though."

"That things not real, thats an fPod"

by thebetterfriend2 March 26, 2010

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fps

a film statistic for "fucks per second," referring to the number of times fuck is said in a movie per second. Currently, no movie holds a score of over 1.

Did you see Nil By Mouth? it has the highest fps of any real movie ever!

by Jesus Bjornugson January 13, 2010

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Fpoon

The spoon that comes with a Frosty ordered from Wendy's fast food resaurant. the spoon which you use to eat a Frost, a frosty spoon.

Son of a bitch, they shorted me on the fpoon, now ill have to use a regular spoon.

Ha, weird, they gave me two fpoons even though i only ordered one frosty.

by LebowskiMan May 18, 2006

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A males Faps Per Minute. FPM can be measured with a metronome or weird friend counting. FPM may also be known as SPM or strokes per minute. FPM can range from 50 or 'practicing lasting longer' to 100 or 'quickie behind dustbin between shifts working at McDonald's'.
If you don't know what a metronome is you're a uncultured fag.

'Jonnys working on his FPM right now'
'New girlfriend?'
'Yeah'

by FPM is the future October 21, 2013

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FPGM

FUCK PLAYERS GET MONEY

The female equivalent to the male acronym FBGM

I life choice/motto to live and die by.

Jen: Bobby cheated on me again
Maria: Again?
Jen: Should I forgive him and go back to him?
Maria: No simply FPGM
Jen: Dam you're a real Femme Fatale ILY you are so wise.
Maria: I know, Im rich bitch.

by crunkinpremo June 1, 2011

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