flyerfuck

The act of shameless campaigning in an election with printed materials, namely posters, flyers, and leaflets. May consist of soft-porn images of the candidate in question.

A-Lo totally just flyerfucked the Buchanan complex!

He's going to win the election for sure - he flyerfucked the entire campus!

by Maayan March 9, 2008

Flute Vomit

When you're learning a new song on your flute, and you try it out, only to have your fingers spazz out, resulting in an ugly sound. Also any time your flute makes a high-pitched, out of tune sound when playing normally.

We were playing Sea of Tranquility in Band the other day, and I had flute vomit all over the place.

by Lady Alzers January 26, 2011

frequent flyer miles

thc rich resin that accumulates on the inside of a pipe, bong or other peripheral used for smoking marijuana which can be collected (or "redeemed") in more substantial amounts as time passes.

Jeff's dealer wasn't picking up the phone so he decided to smash his pipe and redeem his frequent flyer miles.

And away he went.

by diplodocus February 14, 2007

Bronze Flute

While toungue bathing a woman's starbolt, finger her nubby love button making her moan like a musical insturment. A gender reversal of the rusty trombone.

"Wow Jill sure has a big smile on her face."
"That's because I gave her the bronze flute for four hours last night, my toungue hurts!"

by Robo "The Pole" Ski March 19, 2007

practicing flute

a torturous event that involves many hours, often in a small, bear, white room, by one's self, working endlessly on a few passages to have them torn apart at your next lesson

"You want to go out tonight?"
"Sorry, I'm practicing flute."

by The Floutist January 20, 2009

Skin flute

The elongated appendage that projects from a man's body between his loins.

Dude, did Coach Callaghan's skin flute rip open your ass like it did mine the other night?

by Fluffy Lee September 5, 2005

Flute

Carol swallowed a flute. She was practicing her "solo" for Gerald and it accidentally got sucked down her esophagus.

Carol screams but only the shrill sounds of a flute are able to escape as she begins to turn purple. Gerald comes rushing panicked and a look of horror comes over his face. He quickly runs to Carol and pulls a pair of pliers from a pocket on his cargo shorts. He struggles to remove the flute but eventually does successfully. Well done Gerald. Carol is able to live anouther day.

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 9, 2019