shit fluff

a shit that robbed a few arse hairs on the way out

i had such a shit that it tore hair off my ringprint on the way out, its a shit fluff

by sirweighalot March 26, 2009

Bum fluff

The weird hair that teenage boys have above their top lip around the time of puberty. Like a first moustache

"Ew, he's gross, he has bum fluff on his lips"

by alkies December 4, 2015

fluff a duck

An alternative to fuck off. Literally meaning to squat down and swoosh a ducks feathers in a circular motion. But used as a defense from a defensive situation.

Cohen: You’re looking pretty short buddy, ahaha dwarf.
Friend: Go fluff a duck!

by bedbuggy666 May 19, 2018

nut fluff

To put baby Powder on the balls to keep them fresh

I nut fluffed after i got home from work to keep my nuts fresh all evening long

by rockcrawlintoy May 14, 2008

Fluff and fold

Cleaning, make shine, make it look much better.

The car is dirty... Give it a fluff and fold.

by Bald Anthony June 19, 2010

Poker Fluff

when a man is playing strip poker, and he puts some kind of special effort into getting himself only slightly sexually aroused, so if he loses and has to take it all off, he'll have a semi and it will look like his penis in its flaccid state is bigger than it really is

"When Jeff was playing strip poker with us last night and ended up being down to his boxers, we noticed him discreetly tugging on his crotch area a couple of times while also seemingly taking some peeks at Kate's cleavage. I smirkingly whispered to him, 'you're giving yourself the Poker Fluff, aren't you?'"

by J888 April 10, 2008

Fluff mist

The stink zone you want to avoid walking through after someone has farted.

Person one: "UGH...pew!! Who crapped their pants?"

Person two: "No one!! Uncle Ralph had beans and broccoli again. You just wallked through the fluff mist!"

by sunni9 September 27, 2010