flight attendant

The person who waits on you on planes. Guys are usually gayer than Christmas at Macy*s. I don't say that in a disparaging way as I am gay myself. They and their usually straight female coworkers usually have ADHD and think of serving peanuts and drinks in a cramped tube with stale, sick air circulating is somehow glamorous. They usually didn't go to or finish college.

How to piss off a flight attendant: Hey Mary, you fucking Waffle House waitress of the skies! Pull the lead out of your ass and bring me some more peanuts and another glass of pineapple juice! And make it snappy!

by Jason H. in Memphis August 3, 2010

Flight Risk

For a person that isn't reliable, or trustworthy enough.

You cannot coexist with a person like this, cause simply he/she will make you regret it cause he/she sounds like ticking time bomb of unfortunate events.

e.x.

Person A:
I need some serious leisure time. It feels like I'm working non stop. You wanna go somewhere with me this summer?
Person B: You can't keep a dollar in your wallet and you want to go vacations with me? Jesus, what a flight risk!

by Sense8ative August 11, 2019

Infinite Flight

A game made for realism but ended up being stupid thanks to its retarded players ramming into each other / ATC tower, not giving a fuck about ATC instructions, flying extremely low to the airport or up to the point where it could recreate the 9/11 pentagon attack if it had airport buildings in it and telling tower that they are remaining in the pattern but they leave the airspace instead as if they are hallucinating Gordon Ramsay telling them to fuck off in the sim

ATC LOG: (Plane 1), please do not taxi throu grass

(Plane 2), please wait for clearance before taking off!

(Plane 3), please wait for clearance before landing!

Me: *slams phone on floor* fuck this! Infinite Flight is the pinnacle of stupidity!

by A chinese earthquake May 31, 2020

White flight

Unlike what most shitheads on this site say, white flight is basically where white people move away from the inner cities to more expensive "vanilla suburbs" which leads to inner cities consisting of increased populations of blacks and hispanics.

White flight is not hatred or bigotry towards minorities. It's just white people simply moving to a home with more bedrooms.

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022

Flight

So fly that it is way past that cool awesome stage, so it is in flight.

Josh: Did you see that!?! Dude that was so fly, we shoulda videod it!
Alex: Man, that's way past fly! It's in flight!

by J. Flight July 7, 2010

Flight Jacket

Thick jacket made for flying a plane with an open cockpit. Originally made popular with the public by factory workers then skinheads. Ironically now they (along with everything else) are popular in the black community.

Grab your Flight Jacket, it's cold out!

by hamstervil January 14, 2009

Flight Reacts

a lightskin man who is built like a stick and laughs like a dolphin.

Flight reacts is being defined as the most braindead dolphin human on earth

by imstuckinnabasementplshelp May 22, 2021