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gumbo flick

The gumbo flick or in it's verb form "flicking the gumbo" is a sexual move invented at the turn of the century for reasons unknown by Sir A. Maxwell Grigsby. The gumbo flick requires both participants to have high protein diets and to have eaten at least one serving of meatballs within a 5 hour window of beginning the flick. This move can only be safely performed on beds made before January 1st, 1973 or any size Bowflex machine as long as you are at or below sea level. The first gumbo flick performed by Sir A. Maxwell Grigsby was done on his wife Alvina Grigsby. From his notes we can come to the conclusion that the gumbo flick is performed by creating a "wine bottle effect" where essentially the man is the cork and the woman is the bottle. When cork (wang) is released in a rapid parallel motion, the bottle (vajayjay) will make a popping noise this being the flick. This motion can be done by experienced G.flicksters at a rate of up to 20 times per minute. Alvina Grigsby, a Cajun woman, described it as being "better than my favorite gumbo" thus creating the name gumbo flick.
Actual conversation between A. Maxwell and Alvina Grigsby: "thine woman, how does thee feel tonight in thy masters bed?" "I feel as if we should partake in the Gumbo flick my dear sir" "well hell yeah!"
by Memphis boneshaker March 1, 2014
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flick off

miffy's incorrect version of "flip off" which is to stick someone's middle finger at someone to tell them "fuck you".
miffy flicked off dang and he just laughed at her because she looked dumb.
by roo January 24, 2004
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Flickin' my bean

Literally, it means to touch the clitoris. Figuratively, it means to sit around and do nothing.
"Hey are you busy today??"
"Nah, I'll just be in my room, flickin' my bean. Come by whenever"
by Kalos February 18, 2009
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Flicks

Commonly used to replace the word the glock
Person 1: OMG she’s going beat me up
Person 2: don’t worry babe I’ll pull up with my flicks
by Jharese Williams March 22, 2020
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flickin' the bean

Manual stimulation of the clitoris during or before the act of intercourse, to facilitate orgasm.
I was worried she wasn't gonna come, so I started flickin' the bean and she moaned like a five hunderd dollar whore.
by Glen O Hawkins July 22, 2006
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Dick Flick

A movie such as "300" or "Reservoir Dogs" which is full of gratuitous violence, gore and nudity, mostly geared towards men.

It's the opposite of a "Chick Flick."
Woman: "Eww...this movie is such a Dick Flick!"
by Arianwen March 24, 2007
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finger/ flick off

back in medieval days ( horsez and shit) when english invaders captured british archers they would cut off thier middle finger so they were unable to sling arrows. British archers on top of castles would stick up thier middle fingers to the english as a sort of "havn't got me yet sad fuckers!!!" so now it continues as a "fuck you" in europe and the US
that jackass just fucking cut me off!!!! ( sticks up middle finger)
by lucky jack 18 April 28, 2005
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