Flash Jamming

That moment when you are listening to you headphones and you can't help but start to play invisible instruments, often accompanied by stage presence enhancing dance moves. Not to be confused with solo synchronized dancing. Flash Jamming is not always done in public but it is always spontaneous. The "jammer" is typically fully aware of the precariousness of his or her behavior but elects to let the beat flow through them and into the minds and hearts of those who are not blessed enough to hear what they are hearing.

Sunday evenings attack on the subway was sparked when a seemingly unaware man began flash jamming to DJ earworm's newest club banger. A group of h8ers, wished they could compete with the coolness of the victim but could not, so they attacked him with makeshift prison shanks.

by Matty-Oh January 1, 2013

Flansexual

When a lesbian wears so much flannel they are no longer defined as "homosexual" but now "Flansexual"

"Dude she needs to chill with the flannel."
"Yeah I mean she's even putting it on her cats…"
"Total flansexual."

by ladyperc November 17, 2013

flash moob

When you accidentally see a fat man's breast.

While playing touch football, Kyle's shirt came up exposing us all to a flash moob.

by Argo F. Kilter May 5, 2015

Flashbanged

When you smoke pot and your ears ring and your vision gets blurry, nausea, uneasy feeling, tired. Gets better after about 5-10 min

Bro1: “Yo my ears are ringing and I can’t see. What kind of weed is this”
Bro2: “Lmao bro you got flashbanged”

by YWBobby June 10, 2018

Flabsani

A flabsani is the most annoying person you could think of. This is the pinnacle of insults and if you are called one ... be scared.

Will: "look at that guy, he's sooooooo annoying"
Tommy: "Yeah what a Flabsani"

by Will Falanges with an F March 30, 2021

six flags day

1. A marathon of riding roller coasters at any of the Six Flags locations
2. A period of intense sexual intercourse; a test of endurance.

1. You'all have a Six Flags day (common statement issued at the Six Flags amusement park).

2. Boy, did she give me a Six Flag's day.

by Horseburger April 4, 2010

bastard flaps

The labia of a promiscuous woman. Can also be used to generally describe skanky, undesirable pussy-lips.

"Man, I went out with this girl last night, and she had a pair of bastard flaps on her."

"I hate it when a girl forgets to clean her bastard flaps"

by smokythebandit June 1, 2014