muppet news flash

a piece of news which is wholly unnecessary and redundant, yet manages to insult your common sense and logic.

Hey Kevin, muppet news flash - the boss is a prick.

by scissorhands June 15, 2008

Ghetto News Flash!!!

Text messages for breaking news in a dramatic fashion, connecting friends that may have not witnessed an event or outrages act amongst friends with only 10% of it being fact... keke

For instant the true story- Captain, got his first job interview of the year, it only took 6 months to get, but during the drug test he ran out because he knew he wouldn't pass...

Now the Ghetto News Flash!!! verison of the event... Ghetto News Flash!!! Captain just took his drug test, used his girls pee, and when he got the results he find out that his girl was 3 weeks pregnant... TSH... Oh and he didn't get the job... keke

by Bealuv, Captain July 1, 2009

Magic Russian Flashbang

A mixture between The Russian Flashbang and The Magician

Bro, I hit a girl with the Magic Russian Flashbang last night at the party!

by Coochiemonster6969 April 6, 2022

The Flash

the greatest show on the surface of the earth. so... you should watch it. like now. so stop reading this.

Are you going to watch the new episode of the Flash?

by @aisrrts February 20, 2019

flashbang

a grenade used by special police units that produces a blinding flash

also having sex for a very short time, more commonly known as a "quickie"

by Purpliction April 26, 2003

Wretched Flaps

Slang for a loose vagina, usually one or two long lips which hang down.

Man I cant hit that anymore, she's got those wretched flaps

by Ricky Admin March 9, 2011

Fawsome

a mixture between fuckin and awesome

or fuckin awesome

dude that guy that just fucked J.lo is fawsome

by onebigcracka May 3, 2005