flatass

a woman with flat behind

the flatass was beautiful

by daze800 April 28, 2022

flatastic

characteristic of having no bottom

Grace has no ass, she’s flatastic

by gracefan124 October 31, 2022

FLATTAMAPITIS

An overweight, stiff lashes wearing broad who is built like humpty dumpy without legs and has no Doot..commonly shaped like a beached walrus or manatee

Get away from me you Flattamapitis ahh 304.

by BIG Diamond April 18, 2023

Flatarn

A powerful smack with a flat hand to the cheek, holding a 45 degree angle from wrist. First used against human beings practicing incest.

She cheated on me with her brother so I gave her a good "flatarn".

by Min jakke April 26, 2023

FLRTIAJ

Acronym of the phrase: "For legal reasons, this is a joke"

If I'm forced to download one more app, I'll commit homicide.
FLRTIAJ

by MrMarkus July 7, 2023

Flatapus

A Flatapus is a play on the word Platypus. A Flatapus is the opposite of a FUPA.

Girl #1 - OMG Your pants are so tight you can see your FUPA!

Girl #2 - Shut up! You're just jealous because you have a Flatapus!

by Princesspitstop July 17, 2024

Flatback

To get slammed by Corbett Callahan

Person 1: holy shit he just flatbacked that state trooper
Person 2: yeah, that’s Corbett Callahan

by Chodemuncher September 8, 2023