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flabberfish

a flabberfish is a yellow semi-aquatic animal

Its appearance varies depending on its needs

This animal can transmit 1000volts of electricity without causing harm to itself
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It also has many abilities such as - the controll and use of lightning and c4 and random magic that can not be explained and random spontaneous explosions and it can fly because..... Fuck you ,thats why
It eats - c4 , your soul - can live off of drinks

If drinks - nitro glycerine - lucozade, monster,

Do not wake before 4pm and dont make it do work

Has been known to sleep 24+ hours at a time

*naps all the time

*can snowboard
*nunchucks
*can rapidly change weight
*went on ZEN journey

*unexplainable derp
*night vision
*heat vision
*food vision

Unknown life span - infinite/ since da dinosaurs N shit

Born - Atlantis (the planet)

Feroxis(the galaxy)

Grutos(the sector)
the flabberfish pulled a 360 yy no-scope ladderstall
by flabberfish December 13, 2014
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flabbergasted

The word mostly used by americans meaning shoked in a good way
WOW, man, the star wars are releasing this friday
Chumbley: That's flabbergasted!
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Flabbergasties

A word originally created by flabbergasties and Redlance for the Bechloe fandom. It is used to refer to one of the greatest creations of all time and existence. Boobs.
I'm very flabbergasted by your flabbergasties.

Your flabbergasties are the greatest to come into existence.
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Flabbercocked

To be extremely tired of being dicked.
Damn the boss won't get off my ass and I am just so flabbercocked after that gayngbang.
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Flabber

(Noun) an incredibly obvious lie or overexaggeration

(Verb) to lie or overexaggerate very obviously
We all knew John was spewing flabber when he told us he had dinner with the Pope and Beyoncé.
by Gibbons October 18, 2016
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Flabberginkus

A word used to replace another words for emphasis. It can also be used to describe a song with no words.
This is flabberginkus!

The theme for rocky is a flabberginkus song.
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Flabberblast

The act of blowing on ones tant. Flabberbating is the act of doing it to oneself.
I'm totally gonna flabberblast Helga tonight.
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