The Philadelphia Fister is both sexual and gourmet vegetarian cuisine. A person takes a 8 ounce piece of cream cheese and while grasping it with their fist, they penetrate a woman's vagina with it for a good 10-15 minutes, or until softened. Once softened, combine in a medium bowl with 1/2 cup mayonnaise. Mix until smooth (it should drip off the spoon). Add 1 cup diced celery (no need for onions, your girl took care of that taste element), paprika, and salt/pepper to taste. If this mixture is served on bread, this dish tastes identical to a tuna salad sandwich. It's a vagatarian delight!!
Yo, you almost got the cream cheese ready yet? I need to pack my Philadelphia Fister sandwich before I go to work!
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A nickname used commonly by many teenagers. A nickname that means someone who can fist another person very good.
Yo Fistey Mcgee why dont you come over to my shack tonight and give me a good penetration with your fist.
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The word originates from Fitted hats. These fitted hats make the wearer look good because they are properly fitted. In other words they make the wearer look Proper Fitted.
The word originates from Fitted hats. These fitted hats make the wearer look good because they are properly fitted. In other words they make the wearer look Proper Fitted.
Bob: Look at that ass!
Joe: Proper fitted!
Bob: I just found $50.
Joe: Proper fitted!
Bob: Get the fuck away from me bitch!
Jill: Okay.
Bob: Proper fitted!
Joe: Proper fitted!
Bob: I just found $50.
Joe: Proper fitted!
Bob: Get the fuck away from me bitch!
Jill: Okay.
Bob: Proper fitted!
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"Nah that shit got fyre fested the person in charge was trying to use ticket money to pay for the equipment and it fell through"
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Cole: Your mom gay
Dylan: Your granny tranny
Yahir: Your whole family tree LGBT
Me: Your stepsister a fister
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Yahir: Your whole family tree LGBT
Me: Your stepsister a fister
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