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Philadelphia Fister

The Philadelphia Fister is both sexual and gourmet vegetarian cuisine. A person takes a 8 ounce piece of cream cheese and while grasping it with their fist, they penetrate a woman's vagina with it for a good 10-15 minutes, or until softened. Once softened, combine in a medium bowl with 1/2 cup mayonnaise. Mix until smooth (it should drip off the spoon). Add 1 cup diced celery (no need for onions, your girl took care of that taste element), paprika, and salt/pepper to taste. If this mixture is served on bread, this dish tastes identical to a tuna salad sandwich. It's a vagatarian delight!!
Yo, you almost got the cream cheese ready yet? I need to pack my Philadelphia Fister sandwich before I go to work!
by PMonzingo June 24, 2006
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ham-fistedly

Doing something with no finesse or precision, almost as if your fists were made of ham.
He ham-fistedly attempted to carve the sculpture...the result of which was far from aesthetically pleasing
by DomM6669 May 31, 2016
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Fistey Mcgee

A nickname used commonly by many teenagers. A nickname that means someone who can fist another person very good.
Yo Fistey Mcgee why dont you come over to my shack tonight and give me a good penetration with your fist.
by Swizzzz June 14, 2009
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Proper Fitted

Something which has reached the next level of positive status. Many things can be good, great, awesome, amazing. Only somethings can be "Proper Fitted".

The word originates from Fitted hats. These fitted hats make the wearer look good because they are properly fitted. In other words they make the wearer look Proper Fitted.
Bob: Look at that ass!
Joe: Proper fitted!

Bob: I just found $50.
Joe: Proper fitted!

Bob: Get the fuck away from me bitch!
Jill: Okay.
Bob: Proper fitted!
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Fyre Fested

When an event is supposed to happen but the people in charge fuck everything up
"Yo are you still going to DJ that party at USC?"
"Nah that shit got fyre fested the person in charge was trying to use ticket money to pay for the equipment and it fell through"
by k?d47 February 1, 2019
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Your stepsister a fister

Not to be used playfully. Only use if someone has brought you down to your knees with insults. This is your whole family tree lGBT to the power of 10.
Cole: Your mom gay
Dylan: Your granny tranny
Yahir: Your whole family tree LGBT
Me: Your stepsister a fister

Everyone in the path of the word instantaneously falls over with big gay.
by LordDingus May 17, 2018
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Ur father a fister

When someone calls your sister a mister. Respond with this
Tony:ursister a mister
James:ur father a fister
by j.r05 May 15, 2018
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