The Friday Night Club

This is not a physical club people can join. A person gains membership when he or she chooses not to leave their house and sits at home. Various activities the club members take in are solitary pizza eating, ice cream shoveling,crying to a soap, drinking the lonesome night away, and watching pornos and imagining what they COULD be doing on a friday night but cannot due to living up to the club.

While Billy's friends decided to go to Jerry's house to party, he was in The Friday Night Club for a night all to himself.

by ThePartyDoesn'tStopHere April 14, 2015

fizzy friday

A day of the week, typically Friday where white people wear a fizzy bubblech shirt to act or feel like a Middle Eastern.

Guys guess what day it is today! FIZZY FRIDAY!

by Real arab April 12, 2019

Horny Friday

This is a Holiday That happens every Friday, Where when you get home from a stressful day you can come home unzip your pants and have a good ol time on horny friday

Yo Chad you gonna Participate in Horny Friday

by ManChild42069 October 10, 2019

Foreskin Friday

Weekly holiday of those under appreciated non circumcised men

Circumcised dude: “Tomorrow is foreskin Friday gotta tell the homies”

Non Circumcised Dude: “ Foreskin Friday is the best holiday it makes me feel appreciated !’”

by abstrct133 December 17, 2019

shaka ferda

A spin on the classic Hawaiian hang gesture (often associated with surfers) used to show a sign of respect and excitement, specifically for the boys (ferda boys). When one sends a difficult trick for the boys.

Shaka ferda bro let’s go shred at the beach.

Shaka ferda, send it for the boys.

by Tourmaline July 5, 2021

Kevin Friday

When you have Friday off and start drinking on Thursday like it’s Friday

1: Dude why are you up at 2am on a Thursday?
2: Because it’s Kevin Friday bro raaaaaaaaage

by Cucumberlover76 August 5, 2022

Slapass Friday

Any given Friday when people choose to run around slapping anyone and everyone's asses. Usually, a male slaps a female's ass, and it's automatically considered okay for no reason other than the boy has proclaimed it "Slapass Friday."

BOY: *slaps girl's ass*
GIRL: What was that for, you prick?
BOY: Slapass Friday!

by Rachel Retardation December 1, 2006