fecal hair

A "hipster" beard. Scientific evidence has proven that large quantities of fecal matter "shit" lives in the highly groom facial hair of so-called "hipsters". The massive amount of shit particles in said fecal hair is a direct result of "male" hipsters constantly touching their bearded faces with unclean hands. It is also a known fact that "hipsters" are too "cool" to wash their hands after taking a dump, or after peeing, as they always feel the need to sit when they go to the bathroom, like the pussies they strive to be. A secondary cause for large quantities of shit or Butt Nuggets embedded within their fecal hair, is the fact that most hipsters will suck an occasional cock, therefore their beards come (no pun intended) in direct contact with the anus of the suckee.

Look at that fucking clown's beard...yeah, that is some serious fecal hair.

by ZippyMoonbatJr May 8, 2015

Fecal Matter

Excrements propelled at an extremely fast rate out of the anus

After Bob ate the 10 lb burrito, fecal matter spewed out of him.

by UnstoppableBolt2003 May 31, 2016

Fecal Blues

When you or someone is feeling off because you/they have to poop.

Tanner has the Fecal Blues today...

by JakeStar69 April 9, 2019

Fecalologist

A scientist who scrutinizes the effects of solid excrement on the human libido.

The director of "TWO GIRLS, ONE CUP" was an amateur Fecalologist.

by Darknstranger November 9, 2019

Fecal fiesta

A complete disaster that is a little more PC than shit show.

That meeting quickly turned into a fecal fiesta when he stepped in.

by Tosandes January 5, 2020

Fecalicious

The union of the words "fecal" and "delicious", used to describe something that taste like straight up shit.

If you go to go the reunion, don't eat anything aunt Betsy made. Her cooking is straight up fecalicious!

by C-Money666 January 17, 2020

fecal tornado

When you spray the toilet or entire bathroom with fecal spray.

After eating Taco Bell, I left a fecal tornado in the bathroom.

by fecal artist September 11, 2021